She caught a movement to her left. The other source of her frustrations she noted. A slight glance confirmed that her yojinbo was indeed there. Damn it why did she need a yojinbo. She could take care of herself. She proved that day after day when she beat the snot out of the horde. And Kuno. Never forget that BAKA. And why the hell did her father take a sudden interest now. Stupid father. She wanted to scream at the injustice of it all. 'And why the hell is he walking on the fence,' she mentally growled.
Ranma wasn't too happy either. Finding out that he was full use, even with restrictions was a shock. 'Damn it, I'm a yojinbo!!! I'm suppose to guard her body not pleasure it. That why they had sex-slaves. Stupid pops. I just know it's his fault somehow. Just wish I could beat the living crap outta him. Or maybe I don't need to. Think its time pops went on a diet,' he grinned nastily. So caught up in he planned torture for his pops he almost missed Akane's question.
"Why are you up there? Aren't you suppose to be down here behind me," she asked annoyed, expecting a stupid response like 'balance practice'.
"Strategic higher ground."
"Huh???"
"I can see further from up here and so spot danger faster, thus giving me more time to react."
"Oh..."
They fell into silence until the school appeared. Akane started her mantra as she sped towards the entrance. "I hate boys, I hate boys, I hate boys..." Ranma, with a raised eyebrow, followed along the fence.
He blinked at the sight of the mass of male students in front. Even the brief descriptions by Nabiki yesterday about the Horde of Hentai did not prepare him fully.
And then, with various shouts, they charged.
Ranma's analysis of the situation was almost instant. The charging mass of males was a threat to his mistress. She had not told him not to interfere so he was free to take action. Killing them was not an option. To deal lethal blows requires lethal intent on the part of his opponents. That was the law. These morons weren't going for lethality. Bashing the whole lot of them would probably not have any effect. Most likely they will be back tomorrow. So this called for some scare tactics. He loved those. Well time for his entrance.
With a wicked grin he leapt off the fence, his left hand blurring to his Colt .45.
*BLAM* *BLAM*
The sound of gunshots was enough to stop all activity. The horde came to a sudden halt as two if its members fell over. Akane also stopped, her mouth open in surprise and shock.
Ranma gracefully landed between Akane and the horde, smoking gun in hand. His Chinese overcoat bellowing out as he touched down. For a moment he stood there, overcoat and pigtail fluttering in the faint breeze. His eyes were cool as he took in the entire horde in one slow glance. Many within those ranks shivered as those icy blue-gray eyes passed over them.
"The name is Ranma Saotome," he said in a soft voice that carried across the school yard. Somehow it sounded more menacing than if he had shouted. "Mamluk Yojinbo, Class B." His eyes paned over the crowd again, many gulped. "Specifically, yojinbo to Akane Tendo. If you wish to harm her," he said as he reached over his back, "you will have to go through," pulling out a boken, twirling it effortlessly, "me." The boken struck the ground sharply, with a slight crack. The horde collectively jumped at the sound, a few wet their pants, and those in the front noticed that the pavement had cracked a little.
"Yyyyou cacacan...nnnot kkkill pppeoppple lllike thtthat," one of them managed to squeak out.
Ranma let a little bit of his aura out and grinned. It wasn't a pleasant sight. A few more wet pants became evident. He held up the gun and said, "Rubber bullets. Doesn't kill but hurts like a bitch."
As if on queue the two downed members groaned and rolled around in agony. "Take them for instance," Ranma continued, "They won't be peeing properly for at least a week." He grinned nastily.
"Now..." he snarled. He let loose a little bit more of his aura making him look even more ominous. "Out of my way!!"
The horde stood paralyzed with fear.
"MOVE" he snapped.
As one the hentai horde, those standing anyway, disappeared. In fact, the path from Ranma to the main entrance was clear of any students. The non-horde boys in the yard were gazing at him in awe, as were some of the girls. Most of the female population had little hearts floating above their heads. All had one thought in their minds... "that was so cool".
Ranma stepped aside as he put away his weapons. "Mistress," he said, gesturing, prompting a dazed Akane to stumble past him. He, of course, followed close by.
It took everything he had not to bust out laughing.
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