Saturn had to admit that maybe she had underestimated the fat man. He was nice enough to take her master and herself to this menangery exhibition thingy - a zoo they called it - and it was such a nice day out. So he was a little clumbsy with the condiment for that sausage-in-a-bun - barbeque sauce he called it - and squirted it all over Ranma, but that was okay. Oh, and now he was picking up Ranma to give him a better look at the ...
"Pop! What are you doing? Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
Interesting. Saturn had thought "throwing people to the lions" was just an expression. "Wait a minute!" She exclaimed with a double take. She looked at were the little boy climbed bravely to his feet as the pride of lions circled the tasty treat, then blinked him back outside the enclosure.
"What did you do that for?" Genma demanded and picked the boy back up.
"Not again! Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
* Blink *
"Stop that," Genma admonished. "How can Ranma complete his training if you keep interfering?"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"
* Blink *
Genma frowned down at the gothic little genie and admonished, "Now stop that. All you have to do is protect Ranma from anything lethal. A few cats aren't going to hurt anyone."
"Aaaaa...." Ranma began as Genma reached for him.
* blink *
".... hhhhhhunh!?" Ranma finished as realised that he hadn't even moved.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Genma screamed as he jumped out of the enclosure and ...
* blink *
... found himself back inside.
"Let's go look at the elephants while your father's training," Saturn said sweetly and blinked Genma back into the lions cage.
"Uhm. But I can't just leave .... ack," Ranma made warding guestures at Saturn's puppy dog eye attack. "Okay! Okay!"
"You're the bestest master ever!" Saturn exclaimed as they walked away hand in hand.
(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)
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