By her side Sailor Neptune stared at the destruction, an eerily calm expression on her face. “You must feel very good with yourself.”
Nodding her head repeatedly, Haruka said, “Very! Now there’ll be no more evil freaks to clutter up this world. We’ve had to deal with enough monsters already; no more are necessary to prove our greatness or our loyalty to our cause!”
Neptune sighed. “So what do we do now?”
Smirking, Sailor Uranus brought an arm around Sailor Neptune’s waist. “With this great victory on our belt, I’m feeling rather frisky. How about you?”
Neptune shrugged Uranus’ arm from her waist and started to walk off. “I have a headache.”
The Senshi of the Winds frowned. Neptune always said that when she wasn’t in the mood...
However, the Senshi of the Sea would soon truly have a real headache.
Without warning, the reinforced DNA-specimen freezer-vault that held people’s original DNA coding Samples fell from the sky, completely intact...
*CRUNCH*!
...And made a crash-landing atop of Michiru’s Chrysler 300c.
Sailor Neptune stopped walking and stared at her now destroyed car with an expressionless face. She didn’t even blink as the front-right tire rolled towards her before falling onto its side right in front of the teal-tressed Senshi.
And that made Uranus all the more worried...
...It meant she might not get laid!
Walking over towards her lover, again, Sailor Uranus wrapped her arm around the Senshi of Neptune. “You feeling as randy as I am?”
Sailor Neptune shot her lover a look that stopped her on her tracks. “My car is ruined.”
“So, you can always buy another one,” Sailor Uranus shot back. “I mean, it didn’t bother me too much when that bastard Calico wrecked my car!” Granted, she had wrecked her own car, but Sailor Uranus had a very selective memory.
Neptune shrugged Uranus’ arm off again and started to walk down the street.
And that is when a wall collapsed forward in front of the teal-tressed Senshi of the Sea; a being wreathed completely in flame standing before her. “IT WAS JUST A HALF-OUNCER! I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!” The flame-creature roared in pain.
Drawing her Space Sword, Sailor Uranus shouted, “Youma!”
Sailor Neptune remained impassive, as if it didn't affect her at all. In walking past them she waved her hand and drenched them all, including Haruka, in extremely cold water.
Sailor Uranus shivered and let out a little sneeze. Damn it! Now she was randy AND soaked.
The large Alligator Splice let out a drawn-out sigh of relief; steam practically pouring off from his scales. He walked up to the small woman. Poking her on the shoulder, Jacques asked, “Excuse me, Miss?”
The Senshi of Neptune continued walking, not giving him a single glance. “What do you want?” She wasn’t feeling very sociable right now.
“THANK YOU!” The Alligator Splice said as he grabbed The Senshi of Neptune in a hug. “I would’ve been fried gator if not for you!” Yes, it was very odd, seeing a 10’ tall alligator (not counting the tail) hug a smaller woman like a young girl with a brand-new kitten.
“HEY!” Uranus roared. “GET YOUR SLIMEY SCALY HANDS OFF OF MY WOMAN, YOUMA!” The Senshi of the Winds shouted as she powered up her weapon, not minding how Sailor Neptune was in the line of fire.
Neptune shot Uranus an annoyed glance, before calmly turning towards the Alligator-man that was hugging her. “Let go.”
However, Neptune would soon be thanking the Alligator for not listening as he had to jump with her in his arms, as to avoid being hit by Sailor Uranus’s Space Sword Blaster.
Still, it DID irk her that they landed on the engine hood of her already damaged car.
“Uranus...” Neptune frostily said.
However, the blonde wouldn’t listen as she already powered up for another, “Space.... Swooord.... BLASTER!”
Letting out a shrill scream, Jacques quickly jumped again, getting himself and Michiru out of harm's way again.
Unfortunately, this left Michiru’s Chrysler 300c AND the Splicing DNA freezer-vault to take the barrage completely. With the explosion that came from the car, Sailor Neptune found herself hit across the forehead. Looking down, she saw it had been the CD in the stereo of her car; “Best of the Village People”. The CD had a flame on one edge of it.
Sailor Neptune narrowed her eyes, at the limit of her seemingly interminable patience. “Haruka...” The teal-tresses Senshi growled out.
THAT got through to the Senshi of the Wind. It was the same voice Neptune used whenever she was going to make her sleep on the couch for a month. “Uh, yes, sugar-booger?” Sailor Uranus asked nicely.
Sailor Neptune turned to regard the alligator cooly. “Can you put me down, Gator-san?”
Jacques blinked his eyes. “Well, Uh-”
“Gator!?” Sailor Uranus interrupted blinked her eyes. Her eyes narrowing in purpose once more, she shouted, “YOUMA!” So again, Sailor Uranus started powering up for her Space Sword Blaster attack.
Shrieking, the Alligator Scaly began running off, Sailor Neptune still in his arms.
Sailor Neptune’s eyes narrowed dangerously as she was carried off by the retreating Alligator-Splice, while energy blasts were fired at them. Haruka was in so much fucking trouble when they got home!
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