INSPECT CAMPFIRE.
You see a grill over the campfire, which tuna steaks are cooking.
TAKE TUNA STEAKS!
You take tuna steaks. You burn your hand in the process.
HEY!
Well, what do you expect? They were cooking!!!
OH. LOOK.
Look where?
LOOK AROUND CAMPSITE?
Which direction?
MAKE 360 DEGREE TURN!
Using Martial Arts Skillz to keep from getting dizzy, you look around the campsite. The tents to the north, south, and east are zippered and have locks. The tent to the west of you is unzippered.
ENTER TENT TO THE WEST.
You enter the tent. Well, what do you know? This was Ryan's as well. You can see all his personal belongings.
INSPECT TENT FOR INVENTORY.
Items found:
Suspiciously stained sleeping bag, four cooking pots, Martial Arts Magazine, Playboy Magazine, set of brass knuckles, car keys, can of whipped cream, and five nude pictures of Gina.
TAKE ALL ITEMS EXCEPT FOR SLEEPING BAG AND COOKING POTS.
Congratulations, you have stolen most of Ryan Talbot's stuff. Your Hormones' power increases by 10 points. You feel proud?
ACTUALLY, YES! BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH... 'DIRTY STUFF'?
Two reasons. The point of this game is to get hot nookie. Second, this is RYAN TALBOT we're talking about.
OH YEAH...
I
You are currently carrying:
1 Dragon's Whisker (braided into hair)
Amazing Martial Arts Skills
Mad Martial Arts Skillz
Wallet with 25,000 Yen, four major credit cards, Driver's liscence
Car Keys
Pride
Extreme Luck
Photographic Memory
Hormones
Ryan's clothes
1 Set Brass Knuckles
3 Tuna Steaks
1 Can Whipped Cream
1 Martial Arts Magazine
1 Playboy Magazine
7 Bromides of Gina Diggers
1 Bromide of Brianna Diggers
1 Bromide of Britanny Diggers
SAVE GAME.
Good idea. Accessing Save File.
Saving...
Game Saved.
MOVE EAST.
You begin to leave campsite.
TAKING THE TUNA STEAKS WAS A BAD IDEA, WASN'T IT?
You betcha'. But she's still an NPC, (Nookie Potential Character)
PLAY THE PART OF HERO! AND HOPEFULLY GET SOME NOOKIE!
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