"...who said that?" Usagi asked timidly, looking around.
"It is I, PANDAR the DESTROYER!" Pod-Genma introduced himself with flourish, appearing from the doorway everyone had thought was locked.
Studiously ignoring her cloned father, Ranma walked over to the doors and tried them. They were still locked. She sighed.
"Pandar Werebane!" Ryu exclaimed, clenching his fists. "At last, I can take my revenge!"
"Undoubtedly, for destroying your place of residence, killing your father and leaving you for dead, forced to wander hungry and homeless while your mother eloped with the mailman," Pandar said, preening. White spots danced on his otherwise impeccable black fur.
"No, the milkmen!" Ryu objected. "They had this whole cult--" Shaking his head, he took a deep breath before glaring at Pandar anew. "That is not why I hunt you!"
"It's not?" Usagi asked him. "You mean that stuff -- well, except the bit about your mother -- it was all a lie?"
"Not really," Ryu replied. "But I hated my old man, the dojo was in ruins anyway and my mom was a slut. Genma Saotome actually saved me the trouble of-- but that's not important! What's important is the true suffering he inflicted upon me!"
"You mean the whole thing with the naked chicken dancing?" Ranma interjected, curious despite herself.
"No!" Ryu clenched his eyes shut, thinking hard of the Natsume pair. "While most evil, I have only heard second-hand reports of it, for which I am eternally grateful. No, the real injustice is--"
"My imposing nature and obvious position as a dark overlord, set to conquer the world and subjugate it to unspeakable horrors, correct?" Pandar said, looking pleased with himself. "Ah, you are fit to be my arch-nemesis!"
"No, no, no!" Ryu yelled. "Of course not, you stupid furball!" Angry tears threatened to spill down his cheeks, as his temper got the better of him. "Now you ruined my dramatic speech! I've been working on that speech for a very, very long time! It was hard! Do you have any idea how much? Do you? I can't even write, so it took me ages to memorize it!" Losing it, he sniffled loudly. "Genma Saotome, your evil ends here! Kijin Dai Ran Bu!"
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(Posted Sun, 14 Nov 2004 04:19)
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