"...And I've been hunting for that thief who left me and my womanhood behind and his back-stabbing son ever since!"
"No offense, but deciding you had to become a guy seems extreme," Ichigo said, she lifted her miniskirt away from her legs as if gesturing how better it was to just be a girl.
"I didn't decide to-Eep!"
"How can you be one of our triplets and say that, Ichigo?" The one in the yellow uniform suddenly appeared from behing her sister.
"It's right out of a samurai movie! It's so cool!" the triplet in orange exclaimed, coming around both of the others.
"Hey! I didn't say anything about me becoming a guy!" Ukyo cried holding up her giant spatula to ward off the attack of the hugs and kisses.
"Let us help you out of that dress and into your proper clothes, Master!" the yellow happily begged as she held up Ukyo's high school plebe uniform.
"Oh, yes, do! Clothes make the man! Right, Ichigo?" the orange said.
The maid in red sighed and, not wanting to be the odd triplet out, had a complete attitude adjustment, "Right, Sango! We'll all help Ringo dress Goshuujin-sama!" Ukyo was surrounded.
"Back off! I'm not afraid to use this mother, you jackasses!" Clearing the area between them with her biggest spatula. It swished around her skirt, and it distracted Ukyo greatly because she wasn't used to wearing one.
"But being the personal maids to the Master is our job!" Sango's cheerfulness threatened to break.
"What will we do, if we do not serve you?" Ringo asked, also showing signs of loss of positivity.
"Go do something else besides bother me!"
"Every other job in the Hanaukyo estate is taken," Ichigo said.
"They won't need us!" The identical triplets began trading off their thoughts so rapidly and seamlessly Ukyo began to lose track of which was saying what.
"They'll fire us!"
"We'll be unemployed!"
"Aw, crap! You don't have to cry about it!" Ukyo said.
"We don’t cry."
“We’re not like the other maids.”
"They'll cry."
"They'll have a nervous break downs."
“They’re whole lives are about serving the Master!”
“Without a master, they’ll lose the will to carry on!”
“—to live!”
“Some will commit suicide!”
“It is part of the Ancient Traditions of Servants that are the basis of our lives, here.”
“It’s our Code!”
“But...(ha, ha)…you three guys aren’t like the rest...you said so, right?” said Ukyo, not sure how much of to believe. They sounded uncomfortably sincere.
“We don’t cry!”
“We smile!”
“Cheerfully!”
“We’re dedicated to being happy!”
“ "Happy attitudes to ease the Master’s cares"!”
"Our greatest happiness is..."
All three chimed in with cheerful enthusiasm, ": Making the Master Happy!"
“Taking care of the Master’s personal needs is our sole happiness!” said the yellow one.
“Uh, aren’t you exaggerating...? There must be other things that—”
Ukyo was suddenly cut off as all three spoke as one again, “If we cannot be happy, we get very cranky.”
Ukyo felt very threatened by their combined battle auras.
(Posted Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:29)
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