"You're an idiot, Dee-chan," said Ichigo frankly. "If the Jihyou family wanted to substitute their own agent, they would've performed plastic surgery on a guy, not find a look-alike girl."
A vein throbbed on Dee's head. "I don't believe this! If our master was supposed to be female, then would not Hanaukyou-sama have populated the mansion with delicious footmen and not bodacious maids? Prepare yourself, Intruder! KAAAHHH!!!" Dee roared, raising her vorpal blade yet again to slaughter the suspected Jihyou agent.
Ichigo whipped out a can of mace and let Dee have it.
"AIIEEEEGH!!" screamed Dee, collapsing to her knees and clawing at her eyes. "My eyes! My eyes! Oh kami, my eyes!"
Ichigo shook her head as she watched Dee attempted an impression of Oedipus Rex, blowing out a breath in disappointment. "Konai-san would be ashamed to know that you'd let a mere girl with mace take you out," she said.
Dee would've said something about Ichigo not being a mere girl, as she was in fact a Hanaukyou maid and therefore a chosen specialist, but she was too busy turning her eyes into bloody chudd.
The orange Anna Miller maid named Ichigo sighed. "Eiko, Shiiko, take Dee to the infirmary. And remember, not a WORD about this to anyone else."
"Yes, Ichigo-san!" chimed the two with a bow, and drug a mewling Dee away.
Ichigo watched until the trio had disappeared, then turned to Ukyou. "Well, goshuushin-sama, it seems that you are really a girl. Care to explain?"
Ukyou, still a bit off kilter from getting liplocked with this maid, began, "Well, in mah papa's testicle, there were lil' spermies with an X chromosome and a Y chromosome—"
Ichigo gave the dazed master-as-maid a look of confusion, before moving on to exasperation. "That's not what I mean, goshuushin-sama..." Ichigo said, interrupting the master(mistress?)'s biology discourse. "I mean, why are you disguised as a boy?"
Ukyou brought herself back to the land of the awake and aware. "Er... That's a rathah long story..."
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