The orange-clad Anna Miller maid mumbled dark things as she stomped down the halls in the Hanaukyou manor. She hadn't heard from the search party, and she was turning into a prune, so she decided to go back to her quarters to wait out a report on the master.
She was so pissed that she didn't notice the sound of a sword-fight (spatula-fight?) until she rounded the corner.
It was at this inopportune time that Dee had gotten the upper hand, managing to send Ukyou spinning from blocking a parry from her sword. Ukyou tumbled about, toward the orange-hued maid, who had just rounded that corner.
*CHUUUU!*
Ukyou's lips planted firmly on formerly peeved, now shocked maid's.
A moment passed where no one moved... no one spoke... no one dare even breathe.
The triplet maid in the orange Anna Miller-style uniform (whose name was Ichigo, for future reference) blinked. This taste was familiar. Very familiar. Then her eyes went all dewy. GOSHUUJIN-SAMA!!! I found him! her brain squealed with delight, as she rammed her tongue through the lips of this person who's just pressed her lips against hers, plundering its depths. Her arms wrapped around her master's head, keeping her lips in firm contact with the master's.
Dee's eyes bugged out. Eiko's eyes bugged out. Shiiko's eyes... well, you get the idea.
But no one's eyes bugged out more than Ukyou's herself. Again, her lips were now being sucked by an eager young girl with too many hormones in her system. "*nng* *nng*" came the inarticulate sounds of Ukyou, finding it very difficult to get words out of her mouth with said mouth already occupied with someone else's tongue.
Dee broke out of her stupor to stammer out, "I-Ichigo-san! Why are you k-k-kissing this Kihyou agent?!" Her finger stabbed out at her accusingly, quaking severely.
Ichigo disengaged from Ukyou's lips, leaving the girl working her mouth like a fish, and glared at Dee. "I'm kissing goshuujin-sama, ya big lummox!" declared the Anna Miller-cosplay maid, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
"Bah... buh... bfft..." came the inarticulate sputtering of Ukyou, her brain fused from the kiss. Ah jus' kissed a gurl for the SECOND time! WAAHHHHH!!!! her thoughts ran, totally wigging out.
Dee's eyebrow twitched as she clenched her teeth hard. "Are you blind or something, Ichigo-san?
"Nonsense! These lips don't lie, and these lips say this is..." She turned back to the person she had just kissed... and gagged. "Ch-Chigokusha-san?!?!"
"See?" Dee grabbed Ukyou, who was still in the grips of a now frozen maid. She raised her sword menacingly, growling, "I shall now dispose of this Jihyou-trash!"
"Wait!" interrupted Ichigo, and Ukyou was spun around yet again and found herself the subject of another thorough tonsil-cleaning. Ukyou's arms flapped up and down uselessly, her protests muffled by Ichigo's mouth. "Mmmmmmm..." moaned Ichigo as she drew the kiss out as long as possible. Finally, they separated, Ichigo gasping with exertion and exhilaration, and Ukyou just gasping with oxygen deprivation.
"There's no doubt about it! This girl is our master!" exclaimed Ichigo.
"See?" Eiko and Shiiko chimed together.
"Ichigo... SHE'S AN IMPOSTER!!!" screamed Dee. "The Jihyou family substituted her for our REAL master! Can't you see that?!"
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