Dark Schneider thought over her situation as she pulled on the clothes she had just conjured, not really paying attention to the clothes she'd just conjured or on the act of putting them on. "That little idiot!" she growled quietly, musing over the incompetence of Youko to screw up the unsealing spell this badly.
"So, Dark Schneider was sealed inside your daughter all the time, Geo?!" asked one of the priests in disbelief.
"NOOOO!! It's not like that!!" wailed the high priest, collapsing to his knees and water pouring out of his eyes like waterfalls.
That's... Dark Schneider, thought Sheela, staring at the woman Youko had become with shock. My brother's enemy!
Dark Schneider finished dressing, then paused, staring down at the clothing she now wore. "What the hell! Where did these girly clothes come from?!" she protested loudly, seeing how she was now in an attractive sleeveless one-piece blue dress that reached down to her knees, with slits on both sides of her skirt all the way up to her hips, and was tight around the torso, outlining her respectable rack in fine detail.
"You're the one who conjured it," snarked a young priest. He got fireballed for his trouble, and never got to be an old priest.
The three bishops decided to count their blessings. "Never mind that! The Ancient Wizard is alive again!" cackled the elderly and most senior bishop, almost hysterically.
"We're all in great danger!" explained another, younger bishop, although calling him younger wasn't saying all that much, really. "We'll give you anything you want!"
"Use your magics to smash our enemies! Go!" chimed in a third bishop.
Dark Schneider's answer was short and to the point: "The hell I will."
The bishops reacted to this news with shocked disbelief. Visions of safety and wealth vanished instantly from their minds. "You little... We promised you anything! What do you want?!" the middle-aged bishop growled.
"You foolish old farts! I want rule the world!" the reborn dark sorceress snarled back. "Not only that, I want the High Priest Geo's head on a platter!" She pointed at the said priest.
Said high priest wailed, tears still waterfalling out of his eyes, "YOUKO~~~!!! COME BACK TO ME~~~!!!" Spewing hot, wet tears, Geo leapt at Dark Schneider, arms held wide for a heartfelt bear hug.
The hairs on the back of Dark Schneider's neck bristled as the wall of white cloth and muscle-building clerical man rose up and approached with less than offensive intentions. She reacted with undisguised disgust. "*gyeh!*" she choked. "Get bent, old man!" Dark Schneider shrieked, bounding into the air and smashing Geo in the face with a roundhouse kick.
Geo flew away, smashing into the far wall. "Yo-you... ko..." croaked the high priest.
Dark Schneider took a few more haggard breaths, then continued. "You were one of the five sonuvabitches who defeated me fifteen years ago before I could conquer the world, and you were the holy man who transformed and imprisoned me with his spell... and due to your daughter's screw-up, eventually lead to me being reborn as a woman!!"
"YOUKO~~~~~!!!!" Geo got a second wind and bounded again at Dark Schneider, arms extended wide again for a great big bear hug, tears spewing from his eyes.
*POW!*
"BACK OFF, FREAK!!" screamed the sorceress, kicking the high priest back with another roundhouse. "And now to pay you back handsomely! Not just for your crap fifteen years ago but creeping me out with your attempts to hug me. Brr!" With that Dark Schneider billowed her cape dramatically. Her eyes began to glow with an evil red, as she snarled ferally, "LET'S GO, GEO!!"
"We should never have resurrected him!"
"Why?! Why this man?!"
"Actually, the Ancient Wizard is a woman." (This priest was burned to ash courtesy Dark Schneider.)
The two faced off... Well, Dark Schneider faced off; Geo was drawing himself together to try bear-hugging the stuffing out of her, as her daughter was the base material Dark Schneider was made out of.
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