Ranma slowly started to pull his face off from off the ground. "C-Cross-dresser?" Ranma asked in confusion.
"Well, you just admitted to being that girl in the ice-cream parlor," Yuri said. "And you're really a guy! Ergo, you cross-dress!"
"... Yuri..." Kasumi tried, seeing Ranma start to get really angry.
"What?" Yuri asked, since she was actually the sort to LISTEN to her friends.
Kasumi was about to say something, to explain what really happened with Ranma, but...
"Listen you... You..." Ranma growled. "You flat-chested kid! I ain't no cross-dresser!"
Yuri's eyes widened at the comment before they narrowed dangerously. "...WHAT did YOU call ME!?"
Kasumi's eyes widened at the insult. Yuri was in no way flat-chested. And why did Ranma insult her?
"I called ya flat-chested!" Ranma said seriously.
Even if Yuri knew she wasn't lacking in the breast department, everyone that hung out with Mai was rather sensitive about that particular subject.
"...Are you a fucking moron, or are you blind!?" Yuri shouted heatedly. Practically cupping her own breasts, she hefted them up a little. "What do you think these are, jerk-off!?"
Kasumi winced. Great, now her two friends were fighting it out.
"Er... Jerk-off?" Ranma asked confused.
And of course, when one was confused, the Saotome Sect of Anything Goes demanded one course of action.
Insult!
"Oh, how do I know you're not the jerk-off, you jerk-off!?" Ranma shouted back.
Yuri's eye twitched... Violently. Was he calling her a transexual!?
The black-haired girl sweatdropped, staring helplessly at the arguing teens.
"Listen here, you cross-dresser!" Yuri roared. "I am not flat-chested!"
"Of course not," Ranma agreed for a moment. "It just seems it, how your thighs are too thick, you dumb macho-chick."
Kasumi blanched as Yuri purpled in rage. She'd NEVER seen the girl so angry before in her life.
Ranma blinked his eyes as the girl just suddenly grabbed him and dragged him close with one hand, her other hand flattened and held out.
*SLAP*!
*SLAP*! *SLAP*!
*SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*!
*SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*!
*SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*! *SLAP*!
*KER-SLAP*!!!
It was amazing, how Ranma practically went sailing off with that last one, slamming into a tree that had been a good seven-hundred feet away from there, on the other side of the school yard.
Kasumi blinked incredulously. Did Yuri just come up with a new DM?!!
Yuri stood there, breathing heavilly. "That... Jerk!" She growled as she panted.
Kasumi gave Yuri one last look of concern before rushing to Ranma's side. She had to make sure the pigtailed martial artist was alright.
However, she only got half-way before Ranma was getting up.
"Ow... Dumb macho-chick..." He grumbled. "I should'a know she was dumb as a brick. She talks like a hick, thighs are too thick, and built like a stick."
"... Ranma?" Kasumi tried talking to him and make him shut up. He'd only make Yuri angrier like this.
Yuri was already making her way towards them, flames of righteous fury behind her.
...Which Ranma seemed to totally ignore. "Oh man is she flat-chested, built like a stick. Only thing that stands out is her legs, they're so thick..."
Kasumi had the good sense to step away from the dead fool, Yuri was so angry she wouldn't care if someone else was in the area of fire.
"Yeah... And calling me a jerk-off? Talks like a hick. I tell you, Kasumi, with her uncute looks, she makes me sick..." Ranma blinked his eyes as Kasumi didn't respond. "Kasumi?"
Ranma looked to see and finally realize that Yuri was stomping towards him, and all but atop him. "Oh crap..."
"NAKEBE!"
“SAKEBE!”
“SOSHITE SHINE!!!”
No, Iori wasn't anywhere around.
But damn, Yuri seemed to be doing a pretty damn good imitation of the Blood Riot.
Kasumi could only wince again and again as Ranma had his ass handed back to him. She couldn't blame Yuri, he DID have it coming after all of his insults.
Finally, when the dust settled, Yuri stood victorious!
"... Perfect?" Kasumi smiled faintly.
"Ow..." Ranma groaned as he lay at her feet. "Dumb macho chick."
Yuri's response to that was a swift kick to Ranma's ribs.
Ranma grunted as he got hit, but rolled his eyes. Okay, so this girl could throw a powerful technique or two, but stamina was the key here. Ranma knew he could beat her without even raising a hand.
"Yuri! He's already down!" Kasumi protested and rushed to his side, standing between her friends.
"I ain't down," Ranma mumbled from his spot on the ground. "It's gonna take more than a fatheaded woman that eats too much Burger King to beat me."
"Fatheaded!?" Yuri growled.
"Yeah. Too bad all that fat never went to your flat-chest, you twiggy little stick," Ranma said in all seriousness.
"Will you two just SHUT UP?!!" Kasumi screeched.
Both Ranma and Yuri had to blink their eyes at that. They never knew Kasumi to just shout like that.
Kasumi blushed slightly at the looks she was getting. "... Can't you two stop fighting?"
Yuri looked down at Ranma. "I am if the bastard down there will."
"I can if you'll stop hitting me, you flat-chested stick," Ranma said seriously.
"Damn it, I am NOT flat-chested!" Yuri opened her gi-top, to show off her purple leotard that was skin-tight. "Does THIS look flat-chested to you!?"
Ranma stared in awe for a moment. Holy hell, was he actually seeing her nipples?
"Um... Yuri?" Kasumi asked as she looked around at all the boy giving her friend hungry looks.
Blushing, Yuri 'eep'ed and started closing her gi again, not noticing how a small trickle of blood was coming out from Ranma's left nostril.
Kasumi sighed and helped Ranma to his feet. "If you two children are done playing maybe we can go inside?"
Ranma's eyes widened. "Oh yeah! We better get to class or else Hinako-sensei will be really pissed."
Yuri raised an eyebrow. "Hinako-sensei?"
"Let's go, then," Kasumi urged. "We can worry about her once we're inside."
Yuri nodded and looked at the pigtailed guy that got to his feet. "Lead the way."
"Sure, sure," Ranma said as he motioned for the two to follow him...
Of course, his route dealt with jumping onto a tree branch, and using the give to propel a taller jump up to a third story window.
Kasumi smiled at Ranma's casual jumping into the building. "See you inside, Yuri." She jumped onto the tree branch and jumped off once again, she used a chi blast to make her jump last just long enough to reach the window.
Yuri's eye twitched. "Show off's," She grumbled as she performed the same movements Ranma did. However, she didn't use a chi blast as well, because that would send her over the targeted landing area...
...Too bad her own jumping ability was barely enough.
Yuri's eye twitched in irritation as she was barely holding onto the ledge with her hands.
Kasumi winked at her from the window. "Need any help?"
"...Please," Yuri asked.
Kasumi reached down and took a hold of Yuri's wrists. She pulled her friend up, once again showing that even if small she was actually pretty strong.
"Thank you," Yuri said in gratitude. "Much more helpful than the jerk-off."
Kasumi pouted. "Will you knock it off and be gentle?"
Yuri frowned. "Sorry. But he really annoys me."
"Yuri... I've never known you to keep a grudge," Kasumi tried and smiled cutely. "Please!"
Yuri raised an eyebrow. "... I hate it when you do that..." She smirked. "It makes it difficult to stay pissed."
Kasumi giggled. It always worked. "So what are you doing here? Please don't tell me your father forced you to stay..."
Yuri stared at Kasumi seriously. "What do you think?"
The smaller girl giggled. "That he found a place for you to stay and even forgot to give you your suitcase."
Yuri's eye twitched as she nodded her head slowly. "Leave it to dad to make a screw-up like that." The girl let out an exhausted sigh. "Did I tell you they have me living with an alligator?"
Kasumi's eyes widened. "Really? I thought your father was already over the deep end but this is a new even for him."
"I don't think he knew these people owned a pet alligator," Yuri said seriously. "But for a fucking mansion, they couldn't give me my own room!?"
Kasumi blinked. "... Mansion?" She really had to wonder if the weirdness was inherent in Yuri's family sometimes. "Did he even give you money to buy clothes?"
Yuri shook her head. "No."
Kasumi sighed and patted her friend's shoulder sympathetically. "Don't worry. Once school is out I'll take you shopping."
Yuri smiled. "Thanks, Kasumi. You're a real friend."
The black-haired girl returned the smile and blinked as she saw a little girl enter the classroom. "... This place IS weird..." She mumbled under her breath.
"...Yes it is..." Yuri mumbled as the little girl went to the teacher's desk.
Kasumi shrugged and pulled Yuri after her, walking past the already seated Ranma, to introduce herself to the infant teacher.
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