Kagome on a String: Blowing Into Town, Literally [Episode 129288]

by Wyrm

Near Edo Village, Sengoku Jidai

The flea-youkai settled down to catch his breath. A withered old thing, his stamina wasn't what it used to be, and he had been traveling for three days straight since he'd located Inuyasha. It was quite far for such an old flea to travel, especially nonstop. He deserved this break… earned it, and he took it, sitting himself down on a pebble.

This was not to say that it was wise to take that rest right at that moment.

The flea-youkai had barely sat down when a popping, scraping, rolling sound caught his attention. He looked behind him to see the source…

…and found himself looking at (from his diminutive perspective) a gigantinormous wall of black rubber descending right on top of him!

"WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

*BWINCH!*

"Hmm?" grunted Kagome in confusion, noticing that the front wheel of her bike had given just a bit as it rolled over a pebble. She frowned in thought, Did I just run over something? Must've been my imagination. Giving a mental shrug, Kagome rode on toward Edo village.

A gust of wind blew over the grasses, and the flattened body of a certain aged flea-youkai became airborne.

"Tend my wounds?" asked the dog-boy. He was currently lazing up in a tree, his favorite perch. "You think I need you?" he asked, a clear attempt to make her blow off.

Kagome glared up at the dog-boy. "Oh, drop the attitude! You got served in that fight!" she said. "Now be a good boy and come down."

"Huh."

Kagome scratched her temple in annoyance. Bending her knees, she leapt straight up the fifteen feet into the air to Inuyasha's branch. "Listen, we can either do this the easy way, or the hard way. Choose."

• Inuyasha is stubborn. Kagome says the magic word, and joins him on the ground…
• …and forces him to take his clothes off. Unfortunately, Kaede and some children happen upon this scene of wrestling, and get the wrong idea…
• …where Inuyasha showcases his hot, sexy body for all the fangirls out there! (Kagome: "Wooo, baby! Shake dat thang!" Inuyasha: "Aw shaddap, Kagome!")
• Inuyasha isn't stubborn! Okay, who are you, and what have you done with the real Inuyasha?!
• A wind coming from a dirty blows Kagome's skirt up before Inuyasha can answer! Panty shot for Doggy-Boy! And like a dumbass, he makes a comment about it. Sitting Time!
• Church stops in his explanation to Tucker that he hasn't gone back in time, owing to the Tejanah music. "FOR GOD'S SAKE! WHAT IS THAT MUSIC?!"
  "WOO-HOO!!" shouted Grif, the Warthog flying over the cliff.
  "SONUVABITCH!" "HOLY SHIT!"
  "RUN! JEEZUS, RUN!"
  "The jeep followed me back in time!"
  
  Meanwhile, in a more sane part of the spacetime continuum...

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(Posted Tue, 04 Jan 2005 08:13)

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