"'The easy way or the hard way', huh?" repeated Inuyasha, his eyes closed to bask in the sun up in the tree. "Don't worry, Kagome, you needn't have bothered. I'm fine. Really."
*thu-thump*
Kagome's eyes widened in surprise and her maiden circuit felt warm. "You called me by my name," she said, realizing aloud.
"What of it?" asked Inuyasha, eyes still closed.
"Except for that one time," Kagome explained, "you always called me 'wench,' or 'girl,' or 'fool,' or some other nonspecific. Does that mean you want to be friendlier?"
Inuyasha snorted. "As if I'd want a weakling like you for a friend…"
Kagome quirked an eyebrow. "Hey, I'm the one who beat Yura into submission, remember? You could at least be a little more grateful about that." Which brought Kagome back to the reason she was up here. "And in that battle, she chopped into you pretty good," she continued. "And I'm going to tend your wounds."
Inuyasha opened his eyes to glare at the girl standing over him. Now, there is a certain danger for any young woman in a short skirt in standing over someone else, especially someone of the male gender. That is the danger of winds from dirty minds blowing their skirts up, leaving their panties (or, as the case may be, the LACK of same) exposed to the the person she's standing over.
Such a dirty mind appeared to be operating today.
*whooshhhh…*
Obediently, Kagome's short, white-red checkered skirt billowed up, and it was a very inopportune time to look up, as he got a good glimpse of Kagome's panties as said skirt wafted up from the wind.
Inuyasha said the first thing that came to mind: "White."
*piku* "OSUWARI!" *SPLAT!* "OIF!"
Inuyasha found himself slammed solidly into the ground the tree was rooted in. He knew this because his nose slammed into a knotted root that stuck up from the tree. He didn't like it at all. He liked it even less when the branch he'd been sitting on slammed down on his back, carrying Kagome's weight.
The dog-boy popped his head out of the dirt to gripe at Kagome. "Hey, wench! You don't want others commenting on that weird underclothes you wear, wear something that stops below your upper thigh!"
"Call me 'Kagome', or I'll make you beg!" shouted Kagome, "Now, let me see your wounds!" She landed heavily on Inuyasha, her rather unclad legs straddling his hips, and reached for the folds of his kimono. "C'mon! Off with it, flea-bag!" she demanded, giving a hard yank to the pink kimono top. (Inuyasha: "It's not pink; it's light red!")
"Beg me to!" Inuyasha growled, and the two began wrestling in earnest.
It was onto this scene that Lady Kaede and a contingent of children happened upon this struggle. There Kagome was, sitting with legs straddled over Inuyasha's hips, the girl's body bouncing atop his. Sounds of exertion and Kagome's demands for Inuyasha to disrobe. Inuyasha's hands were busy pulling at Kagome's clothes (really an attempt to pull Kagome herself off, but it didn't look any different from Kaede's angle).
Lady Kaede could probably be forgiven for a mistaken impression.
"Avert your eyes, children," hissed the old miko, hustling them away from the couple she thought to be working up to some amorous activities. Satisfied that the children were safe from any corrupting sights, she turned back to the couple… who were staring at her, frozen mid-struggle.
Lady Kaede coughed. "Well, I see the two of you have gotten over your differences," she began, in the face of two young people staring at her in confusion. "Although next time, you should consider a more private location," she couldn't resist adding.
Three. Two. One.
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