[Episode 129561] [Episode 129561]Urd smiled and let out a contented sigh. “And this will be an offering like none other.”
Bastet grinned. “This will be the one to remember all right. Fucking and kittens all in one go.” She smiled cattily. “And I do mean kittens as in plural,” She said, punctuating the ‘s’.
Urd raised an eyebrow. “Are we talking a litter of six or seven?”
Though she shook her head, Bastet still grinned. “Probably not. That might kill the poor dear. But I’m thinking twins or even triples will be likely.”
“Well... She IS a lycanthrope. I bet she could take it,” Urd said as she leaned back and gazed up at the ceiling.
Bastet nodded her head. “Still, it’s probably easier this way. Feeding it always a hassle when you have more kittens than breasts.” She grinned. “And I doubt Ranma-CHAN wants to help that that respect.”
Urd giggled at the thought. The man amongst men breast-feeding a couple of babies. “Hmm... It does have possibilities.”
Smirking, Bastet said, “That it does...” She blinked as the cauldron started to bubble more rapidly. “Ah! It’s almost ready!” She grinned excitedly.
Urd straightened and turned to see the fruit of their labor.
Looking over the cauldron, Bastet held out her arms as she started to glow a little. “Come on... Come to mama... Become nice little pills...”
Urd smirked in anticipation.
Soon the cauldron’s contents began to pulse in time with Bast’s aura as it soon began to glow. Already a small ball could be seen forming.
Bastet raised an eyebrow. That was off. Usually the pills formed all at once, not one at a time.
Ah well, it was still forming...
...
And forming...
“Well, at least I know Ranma could swallow an orange if he tried,” Bastet thought as the pill was soon larger than a horse aspirin.
Urd started to inch away from the cauldron. She’d seen many experiments go wrong in her life and could recognize the signs.
Bastet raised an eyebrow. The pill was the size of a melon and taking in more and more of the potion already in the cauldron. Bastet stopped feeding her aura into it. “What in heaven is going on?” She asked as she leaned over to get a better look.
The goddess of the past was now almost to the door. A few inches more...
“Urd!” Bastet snapped loudly, causing the other goddess to pause in her spot. Slowly she turned around. “That water wasn’t distilled, was it?”
“Umm... Bell said to help myself for some,” Urd attempted to dodge the bullet.
“Don’t tell me,” Bastet grumbled, not noticing how the pill was now pressing against the sides of the cauldron. “You went to the kitchen sink for it.”
“Excuse me. I happen to like water from the sink,” Urd said as if offended and bolted out of the room.
Or would have, had Bastet’s tail not latched around the oversized belt on Urd’s miniskirt. “Oh no, you’re not getting out of this one so easily, my little Norse Norn,” The Egyptian Goddess said, not seeing how the pill was ballooning above the cauldron behind her.
Urd turned around and her eyes widened. “Let me go! It’s going to blow!”
“What!?” Bastet asked in shock. She turned around to see a huge balloon of liquid green and pink just starting to press against the ceiling. “Oh kitty-litter...”
*BA-BOOM*!!!
The room was covered from floor to ceiling in gelatin, as were two goddesses that were covered head to toe.
Urd spit out some gelatin, since her mouth was open when the balloon exploded, and glared at Bastet. “Thank you very much for not letting me out. I was this close to avoiding the explosion.”
Bastet glared at the Norn of the Past in an annoyed fashion. “This explosion wouldn’t have happened if you just did as I-”
“Rrrrowwwlll...”
Bastet blinked her eyes at that.
Urd groaned. Just her luck. “Don’t tell me...”
Both goddesses turned to the cauldron, which seemed to be expanding. A large feline forearm covered in green fur and pink stripes reached out, claws bared.
Urd turned to Bastet frantically. “You’re the goddess of cats. Do something!”
Bastet chuckled. “Maybe we can reason with it?”
It as then that Urd’s cauldron exploded into metal shards and a puff of green smoke. A rather large and sharp piece of the enchanted metal went between the two goddesses heads before going through the rice-paper door behind them.
Urd turned to regard Bastet. “Good luck...” And she started running really fast.
Unfortunately, Urd was running in place, as Bastet’s tail still held a firm hold.
Bastet stared at the feline in the room. It was a rather large tiger... Large as in it was the size of a Buick! But besides it’s large size... And the fact it was green and pink... It seemed to be a regular tiger.
“Meow, meow?” Bastet asked kindly of the other feline. “Mew meow mew?”
The large tiger just stared at the two goddesses, growling deeply in its throat.
“Is it working?” Urd asked nervously. Those claws looked sharp.
After a little feline banter back and forth, Bastet narrowed her eyes. Turning her head back to Urd, she asked, “Are you still looking to get laid?”
Urd stopped struggling and turned to regard Bastet slowly. “... What?”
“Well, because of all the catnip in that potion, this boy’s ‘active’! So unless you like that sort of thing I suggest we RUN!!!” She shouted as she started running, her tail tugging on Urd’s belt to get the other goddess moving.
As Urd was being dragged after Bastet she asked, “Would it really be that bad? How horny could he be?” It was obvious she hadn't gotten any in quite a while.
Bastet’s eye twitched. She couldn’t believe Urd was actually considering it! Damn it! She was the one who could take it as a cat, not the Norn! “Trust me! It’ll be more than you can handle!”
As if to prove her right, there was a loud roar from the room as the tiger came charging out, tearing down the doorframe and some of the wall with it. It barely fit in the hallway!
Urd sighed and started running on her own power. “Can’t you do something?”
Running beside her fellow goddess, Bastet said, "What do you think I was doing before? It'll listen to me, but it wants to get laid and is looking at US as potential mates!!!" She narrowed her eyes. “Damn contaminants from pipes and sewers...”
Of course, as the two goddesses bickered and ran, the tiger charged behind them, its wide shoulders scraping against and breaking into the walls as it gave chase
“Just drop me here, then. Save yourself!” Urd said in what appeared as a rather selfless act.
Truth be told she was wanted to get laid.
Bastet’s eye twitched. “No, no! I insist! YOU run! I’ll try again to do my best to calm the beast!”
Hey, as she thought about it, Bastet COULD take an all cat form.
“I’m trying to save your life here!” Urd snapped back.
“Oh, no no!” Bastet said as the two of them ran. “This wouldn’t have been created if it weren’t for my components. I’ll take responsibility!” She said firmly.
“It was MY screw-up! I’ll calm him down!" Urd bellowed as she stopped running and took a hold of a doorframe.
“No, you go,” Bastet said as she tugged on Urd’s arm. “I'll take care of this!”
“Will you just shut up!? I’m the one screwing that cat’s brains out!” Urd snapped in determination.
“Damn it, you don’t have the body for it!” Bast shouted. “I can take the form of any cat I want! I’ll take it!”
“I can well damn take it! And I don’t need to change bodies!” Urd shouted back.
Of course, as the two argued, the tiger was practically atop them.
...And then Belldandy walked into the area.
“Oh my, just what is with all the shouting?” Belldandy asked as she saw the two goddesses arguing, and sounding quite irritable.
Urd’s eyes widened in horror. “Don’t come closer, Bell!”
“Get away!” Bastet shouted upon seeing the middle Norn. While she wouldn’t mind getting screwed, she couldn’t let that happen to Belldandy! She knew Belldandy wasn’t that kind of goddess.
i.e. Belldandy wasn’t a slut.
At the antics of the other two goddesses, Belldandy blinked her eyes. “Excuse me?” She then smiled excitedly as she saw the large tiger practically right there and filling the hallway. “Oh, what a cute kitty!”
Bastet turned and saw that, yes, the tiger was there... And looking angry...
Urd rushed towards her sister to push her out of the way...
...And rammed into the wall as Belldandy walked forward at the last minute. “Oh, what a CUTE kitty,” She said as she placed a hand under its chin and started scratching. “Who’s the Pretty kitty? You are... Pretty kitty...”
After a moment, the green tiger’s tail started to sway as it audibly purred.
Pulling herself off the floor, Urd turned to stare at her sister and sighed in disbelief. “First Happosai... And now this...” It still surprised her how Bell could just appease anyone.
“Happosai?” Bastet asked irritably. “You know the God of Perversion?”
Yes, even in death, it seemed the little gnome reached ascension.
No, the world was not ending.
Really.
Happosai was just a God now...
...
......
Really...
Urd nodded. “Even Happosai couldn’t grope Bell.”
Bastet nodded as she saw Belldandy leading the tiger out of the house. “She seems to generate such a peaceful aura. Nothing can go at her in a negative fashion or mindset.”
Turning to Bastet slowly, the Cat goddess said, “Urd?”
“Yeah?” The goddess of the past asked, knowing that now she wouldn’t be getting any from that celestially-created tiger. Damn it! She wanted some!
Slowly grinning, Bastet said, “Get the tap water.”
Urd raised an eyebrow and smirked. “We getting two tigers now?”
Bastet nodded her head. “Why not?”
The platinum-haired goddess rushed to the kitchen.
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