[Episode 129646] [Episode 129646]Nabiki Tendo pursed her lips in deep thought. “I’m just trying to decide between a dress and a skirt-shirt combination.” It was no surprise that Nabiki dated frequently, her grades were very good so she didn’t have to study that much and her looks made her an exotic knockout. But she did tend to be a little exaggerated in certain areas. All the boys she dated usually spent their entire month allowance on one date.
Smirking, Melissa asked, “It depends. Who are you going out with this time?”
“Scott. He seems to think only because he owns a Porsche, I’ll go to bed with him,” Nabiki said with a smirk.
Her smirk turning a little evil, blue-eyed, blonde-haired legal knockout said, “The dress. It hugs your curves oh-so nicely, and will have him begging and spending his cash for whatever you desire. Plus the slit up the right leg is a REAL tease right there if you need to keep him in line or entice him to do as you want.”
“I’m glad we’re friends,” Nabiki said and reached for the dress. Melissa and Nabiki hit it off right away upon meeting. Both had such similar interests. Such as conning men and keeping the people around them under their thumb.
Hell, upon becoming roommates, it had initially been a cat-and-mouse tag chase with skillful talk and word-play. But seeing neither would gain an upper-hand to the other, it turned into a meaningful truce... Which became a better friendship.
A real friend. Something Nabiki thought she’d NEVER get.
They had their laughs at the rest of the school, thinking them enemies, while they used that to their advantage. People thinking to get ahead of one of the girls would go to the other for advice... For dirt...
And ended up having themselves humiliated; their own dirty laundry up on display... If the right price wasn’t met.
A win-win situation for the Ice and Fire Queens.
Another similarity Nabiki loved. She had always been called cold by those around her back home. Those who trifled with Melissa had ended up burned.
Nabiki started taking off her t-shirt when she suddenly caught sight of the calendar. “...Has it been a month already?”
“A month since what? The payments from Cory to keep his ‘pedophile fetish’ a secret?” Melissa smirked. “Don’t worry, he paid up four days ago. We’d need not use that bit of dirt yet.”
Nabiki chuckled and shook her head. “It’s not that, thought I’m glad to know. It’s just time for me to give my family another phone call.”
Putting down her book, Melissa got up from her bed and walked over to her desk. She went to the hard-cover black-leather binder and opened it. The main sleeve in front had many different cards. Credit Cards, Membership Cards, and, “Need a Phone Card?”
“Courtesy of Al?” Nabiki asked with a knowing smirk.
“Hey,” Melissa said as she shrugged her shoulders. “Not my fault the son of the man who is president of New York Telephone wants to keep his daddy from finding out about his nights at the Strip Club.”
Nabiki shook her head and took the phone card. “I’ll be right back.”
“Right,” Melissa said. Closing her binder, she went back to her bed and went back to reading her text.
Nabiki walked out to the hall and picked up the pay-phone. Dialing a very familiar number she leaned against the wall and waited.
After three rings, a re-connection, and then another two rings, the phone was picked up. “Hello?” Came the almost motherly-sounding voice over the phone.
Nabiki’s face instantly brightened. “Hello, Kasumi-chan.”
“Nabiki?” Came a confused voice over the phone before ringing out happily, “Oh! Nabiki-chan! It’s so good to hear from you again!”
“I only call every month, Kasumi,” Nabiki’s tone of voice would’ve usually been sarcastic at that, but she could never be that way with her older sister.
“I know, but it really is good to hear from you,” Kasumi told her younger sister over the phone. “How are your classes going?”
“As well as usual. How’ve you been doing, dear sister?”
“Oh, very lovely, Nabiki,” Kasumi said. “The baby is coming along fine. So congratulations, you’re going to be the auntie of a niece!” She said excitedly.
Nabiki’s face split up in a grin. “I’ll be back in Tokyo around the time she’s due. I’ll spoil her yet, Kasumi-chan.”
“Oh, I’m sure you will,” Kasumi said with a smile. “Just don’t start charging her for answers until she’s old enough to hold a job of her own, okay?”
“I don’t charge you for anything, Kasumi-chan. I won’t charge my little niece either.” Nabiki looked at her nails and frowned slightly. She needed a nail job. “So what’s new in Nerima?”
“Oh, so much has gone on here, especially in the last few days!” Kasumi said seriously. “Two nights ago, Ranma came by!”
Nabiki raised her eyebrow at that. “Really? And what did mister hot-shot martial artist have to say?”
“Oh, so much!” Kasumi said. “He came over for dinner, and it was such a big get together. Father, Akane, my dear husband, Uncle and Auntie Saotome, Ryoga, Ranma, and Cassandra.”
“... And who is Cassandra, if I might know?” Nabiki had a strong suspicion she knew, but better to be sure.
“Oh, she’s Ranma’s new fiancée,” Kasumi said. “Such a nice girl too. Very exotic.”
Nabiki couldn’t help a smirk from forming. “I told Akane not to make that bet. And what is different about Ranma's new girl-toy?”
“Oh, many things,” Kasumi said. “Like how Ranma chose her and she accepted. How we all formally ended the Saotome-Tendo pact... Although Uncle Saotome suggested strongly we could try moving it to the next generation... Until Ranma broke a chair over his head.”
“That sounds like the Saotomes alright,” Nabiki said with a nod. “Ranma finally choosing on his own is a surprise, though.”
“I know, especially with how she looked,” Kasumi said. “You’d think Ranma would be deathly afraid of her.”
“...I think you lost me, Kasumi,” Nabiki said.
“Oh! Sorry, Nabiki,” Kasumi apologized. “Ranma’s new fiancée is VERY unique. She’s a Siberian Weretigress.”
“...” Nabiki was for a moment speechless, trying to decipher what Kasumi told her. “...I didn’t know he was into that kind of thing...” Granted Nabiki was oriented mostly towards the male gender, though she did have one or two moments of weakness as Melissa could personally attest to, but never in her wildest dreams she would’ve thought Ranma was into bestiality.
“Oh, but she’s such a nice girl!” Kasumi said. “She’s tall, over seven and a half feet. Oh, and so big-busted and such nice hips! She and Ranma could have a hundred children if they wanted.” She giggled. “But I’m most jealous of her hair. So beautiful and soft!”
Nabiki blinked. “You mean... She’s a catgirl?”
“Oh, yes,” Kasumi said. “White-furred, black stripes, blue hair, tail, ears, the works,” The matron of the Tendo household said. “Oh, she and Ranma-kun are just so cute together.”
“Only with Ranma,” Nabiki said in amusement. “It’s nice to know Nerima keeps being weird. It’ll be relaxing when I go visit.”
“Just don’t mention the bet,” Kasumi said. “Poor Akane is STILL sore about it. She emptied a good deal of her own savings for it. Fifty Million Yen. Can you believe it?”
Nabiki would’ve chocked at the exorbitant amount if she were drinking anything at the time. That stupid idiot! “I'll... Try not to bring it up.” Only Akane could make such a stupid bet.
“And Ranma didn’t WANT to keep it. In fact, he never even brought it up,” Kasumi added. “But Akane was the one who forced the issue. Oh my, did she ever scream such naughty things. I’ve been to afraid to face the neighbors in fear of what they might say.”
“Don’t worry, Kasumi-chan. If they didn’t call the cops on us during the first two years after Ranma arrived, I’d say a few insults won’t bother them,” Nabiki said dryly.
Kasumi nodded her head. “That is certainly true. Oh! And you may see Ranma soon if possible. Do you know he’s now a pilot? He can fly where he wants to!”
To that, Nabiki whistled. “Now there’s some news. Saotome actually learning something other than a new martial arts technique. Let me guess... His fiancée is a pilot as well.”
Although it could not be seen, the Tendo Matriarch was blinking her eyes. After a moment of pause, Kasumi asked, “However did you know?”
“How else would Ranma-kun become interested in anything outside of martial arts?” Nabiki asked rhetorically.
“...Good point,” Kasumi agreed after a sudden pause. She chuckled nervously. “Anyway, they’re engaged and very happy. Oh, she was SO pretty! If it wasn’t undignified, I would’ve pulled her into my lap and cuddled her myself. She’s such a pretty kitty!”
Nabiki rolled her eyes. What was it with Kasumi and kittens? “I’m sure she’s a real knockout, Kasumi-chan. What I want to know now...” She smirked. “...Is Tofu being a good boy for my sister’s needs?”
“Oh, a very, VERY good boy,” Kasumi said unashamed. “Ono is so good with his hands... And up until a month ago I was still getting some... But we’re holding off now for the baby’s sake.”
Kasumi, Kasumi, Kasumi...” Nabiki’s grin turned infernal. “You like to ‘milk’ your husband so much...”
“I can’t help it,” Kasumi said. “I stayed chaste up until marriage. Now I’m making up for lost time.” Again, she giggled.
Who would’ve thought that Nabiki would be able to speak so freely about sex to her sweet and ‘innocent’ older sister? She even approved of Nabiki’s lesbian accidents, as long as she was discreet and started a family with a husband sooner or later. “How is Tofu-sensei, by the way? Still working late hours?”
“Like you wouldn’t believe,” Kasumi said irritably. “His patients have been so demanding lately. And he’s getting even more of them. Ever since he joined with that other doctor, word of his skills have been spreading.”
“Don’t worry, Kasumi-chan. I’m sure he’ll put a stop to that soon enough. He’s so crazy about you, it must drive him nuts not being home early to spend time with you,” Nabiki said and had to admit she was a little jealous of her sister’s luck in finding a good husband.
Kasumi giggled again. “I do hope so.”
“I know so,” Nabiki said and took a peek at her watch. “Well, I have to get going, Kasumi-chan. Got a date in a little over an hour.”
“Okay!” Kasumi said. “You have fun, Nabiki-chan! Please don’t be so brutal as to blueball him until he’s practically cumming in his pants.”
“Kasumi-chan! I’m not that kind of girl! I’m still a virgin, you know?” That last question was but a whisper, with Nabiki not wanting to ruin her reputation. She was a virgin alright, when it concerned going all the way with a man.
“Oh, okay,” Kasumi said, sounding somewhat down-trodden. “But believe me when I say it’s great.”
“I’ll take your word for it,” Nabiki droned. “Now get back to rest. I want my niece to be nice and healthy when I go visit, you hear?”
“I hear.” Kasumi answered. “Bai bai, Nabiki!”
Nabiki hung the phone and took the card with her, walking back to her dorm room. She always felt better after talking to Kasumi. Better and horny. “Need to take a cold shower...” She muttered to herself.
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