[Episode 131960] [Episode 131960]As the sun streamed through a window in the Ikari/Katsuragi/Sohryu residence, one Shinji Ikari was awakening from what he figured was the best-damned dream of his young life. It couldn't be possible that he could bed one of his roommates so easily, so he had to have had a very vivid, very wet dream. Of course, he hadn't noticed the lack of wetness on his person yet, but he was just waking up.
It should be noted that Shinji Ikari was naked in bed, and he knew it the moment consciousness began to return to him. That wasn't too surprising for him, since the heat in post-Second Impact Japan lasted well into the night. Having spent much of his life without air conditioning, he was accustomed to sleeping in the nude to keep cool. He merely wrote it off as another hot night, especially since he still felt significant warmth.
Shinji tried to stretch his arms as he yawned, only to find that his left arm was pinned down by something very warm. He tried to dislodge the warm thing from his arm, but it just pressed further onto him. Absently, he noted that the warm thing was soft and trying to crawl onto his chest. Finally, he opened his eyes to look at this warm, soft thing attached to his arm. "Asuka?" Redheaded German girl, that's naked and latched to him? Yep, that's Asuka. "Oh God, it wasn't a dream."
"What wasn't a dream, Shinji?" a voice said to his right. Shinji turned his head away from the alluring girl beside him, and was face-to-face with Misato. She looked like she was either amused or severely pissed off. Looking at the situation as it was, Shinji was betting on the latter.
Oh, shit.
"Wake her up, and both of you better explain yourselves." Misato was definitely leaning towards pissed right now. "You got it?"
"I got it, Misat-ohh!" Asuka decided to nibble on Shinji's ear at that moment, apparently in the middle of a good dream herself. "I got it," Shinji said as he tried to think un-sexy thoughts.
Misato nodded and turned to leave the bedroom. "I expect both of you dressed and in the kitchen in ten minutes. After that, I'm coming in after you two." She left the two naked pilots at that. Of course, she did have to ask herself two questions. First, how did Shinji survive sex with Asuka? And second, just how did Asuka go up two cup sizes over the course of a week?
Shinji was asking himself a different set of questions, although his thoughts would match Misato's later. He was now faced with a challenge of truly epic proportions: waking Asuka up without incurring her wrath or advances. Should he shake her gently or roughly? Should he try the fairy tale approach of a kiss? Should he speak to her in a soft voice or yell? Okay, that last one's a "no duh" for anyone that values breathing.
Finally, Shinji decided to try a risky approach to waking Sleeping Beauty. He pinched Asuka's ass. Being a little bold got him into this mess, so maybe it could get him out of it too. Besides, his activities the night before gave him an inkling that he wouldn't incite the German girl's anger this way. "Asuka, it's time to wake up." Wasn't too sure about the advances, though.
Time for a double-take. Did she just call me "Master?" Maybe I misheard her. "Asuka, what did you call me?" There was no way that Asuka could call Shinji "Master," right?
"Master." Asuka was wondering what was wrong.
Shinji's sudden thought was quite simple. I'm dead. "Why are you calling me Master?" Maybe Shinji could find a reason for her actions. Perhaps she was playing an elaborate joke on him.
"Because you are my Master." Asuka explained, "You claimed me as yours last night." Of course, it didn't help that she looked like the cat that got the cream. That probably wasn't too far off, considering their activities the night before.
Time to try a different approach, at least until Shinji can figure out what the hell is going on. "Asuka, do you remember my name?" He was really grasping at straws here, assuming that sex-induced amnesia was even possible.
"Yes Master. I know your name." Asuka began to get a worried look on her face. "Have you forgotten it, Master?"
"No, Asuka. I know my own name." He thought she would have replied with his name, but she's apparently really into this new role she's taking. "Would you speak my name, please?" He put on one of his most pathetic looks for added effect, which sadly was his normal look.
She couldn't stand to see Master look so sad and pathetic, so Asuka complied. "Shinji." Her face lit up when Shinji smiled at her. "Does Master want to reward his Asuka for making him smile?"
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