[Episode 133078] [Episode 133078]Rally grit her teeth in annoyance. “First of all I’m not that old! Second of all, I’ll find someone when I’m damn good and ready to find someone.”
”A someone eh? That means it could be a man or woman?” May smiled catty-like. “That means you’re giving Misty a chance eh?”
Rally’s eyes go wide and she sputters; man she really let herself fall into that pitfall. “I-I don’t swing that way…I think…er I mean gah leave me alone!” She crosses her arms and pouts.
“No way José, teasing you is too much fun.” May leaned over, still smiling in a cat-like manner. “So tell me what’s your appealing to you, a thick hard cock, or a pretty, juicy pussy? Pretty tasty either way.”
Rally’s face scrunched in disgust. ”Ew! May I don’t want to talk about- wait a second, ‘tasty either way’?” Rally raised an eyebrow, but slowly her face indicated she was connecting the dots.
May shrugged. “While I was working at the Purple Pussy, some clients like threesomes, and sometimes instead of me and two guys it was me and another girl. So muff diving is no mystery to me. Certainly different from tasting a man, kinda more sweet in a sour way compared to the salty taste guys have.” She smirked and leaned over, “I could give you hands on pointers.” She ended her sentence with a seductive cheek-lick.
”Gah!” Rally backed away, looking at her partner like she was mad. “Stay away from me you bomb-crazy sex-freak!”
”Oh lighten up Rally!” May laughed, while patting her partner’s shoulder. “I got Ken so I’m satisfied in the bedroom, but I’m sure Misty wouldn’t mind giving you tips…unless she’s a cherry herself but just knows she likes girls.” She winked.
”I’ll pass thank you.”
”What about Bean? I heard you tell Misty you accidentally saw his wang while hiding in his closet. You sure it didn’t conjure naughty thoughts in your mind?”
Rally flushed. “More like thoughts of being split apart…”
”But you did think of being speared, so you CAN have sexual feelings beyond holding a gun!” May pointed to her with a saucy smirk.
“Bean’s not my type, and second of all…NOT INTERESTED in dating at the time.” Rally took a long swig of her tea.
“Well you’re no fun.” May huffed. “I mean c’mon Rally for all you know you could get blown up or shot during a job, and you’ll never have experienced a meaningful relationship, or at least popped your cherry. Like they say “live life to the fullest as if every day is your last”.”
“In that case I won’t have some boyfriend grieve over my death.” Rally said pointedly.
”I’ll still grieve, and so will Becky, Misty, Roy, Ken, Jenna, Agnes, Tom, Flora…” May kept counting off people Rally knew or had some sort of positive impact in their life.
Rally groaned, face-palming. “Okay I get it, I’ll still have people grieve when I die…I just.” Rally let out a longing sigh. “I’ve never really found anyone who could deal with me being a gunsmith much less a bounty hunter, and any I do are either creeps, married, not my type in some other fashion, or perverts.”
May sympathetically clasped Rally’s hand on the table. “You’ll find someone Rally, heck maybe your dream guy’s closer than you think?”
Somewhere in the room, one of the guests let out a loud sneeze. “ACHOOO!”
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