[Episode 13313] [Episode 13313]"Yes, Shampoo use Proud Stallion Errection potion on husband," she said fondly. "No know have such strong effect! Make husband too, too horny for wife. Good thing new sisters came help or Shampoo be all fucked up!"
"New sisters!?" Akane demanded.
"Yes," Shampoo nodded seriously. "According to Big Book of Amazon Law and Customs, girl who fool around with Amazon woman's husband must get Kiss of Death or Kiss of Marriage. Shampoo is liking way pervert girl and mercenary girl eat pussy too, too much for killing. Shampoo give new sisters much naughty Kiss of Marriage."
"Okay..." Nabiki said slowly, trying to exorcise the image Shampoo conjured. "I can live with that. Litterally, given the alternative. But how did we end up sharing Ranma in the first place?"
"Was way husband smell," Shampoo said simply.
"Hey!" Ranma protested. "I don't smell!"
"Potion make husband smell too, too good to girls," Shampoo insisted. "It was ... what is word? Ferry, furry, fairy ...."
"Pheremones," Kasumi corrected as she entered the room carrying a breakfast tray. "The potion made Ranma go into rut. His must was simply irresistable!" She was wearing a goofy smile, an apron and nothing else.
"Not you too!?" Nabiki protested.
"Oh, yes!" Kasumi sighed blissfully. "He was wonderful! And I thought younger men had no staying power!"
"Ranma you pervert," Akane accused weakly, needing to accuse someone, but a dim memory of herself begging for more took the bite out of her ussual accusation.
Ranma just fainted.
"Big sister is too, too pretty," Shampoo observed proudly and patted her arse. "Good hips for making lots of babies."
"Thank you, Shampoo dear," Kasumi beamed as she set the tray down beside Ranma's futon. "I'm sure you'll make a good mother too. Er, you have such lovely big breasts."
Shampoo smiled warmly at the compliment and thust the objects out proudly for further admiration.
"Excuse me?" Nabiki snapped. "Mother!? Babies!?"
"Proud Stallion Errection potion is for making husband turn stud," Shampoo explained. "He putting lots of strong babies in wive's bellies."
"That's right," Kasumi sighed. "Shampoo's potion not only put Ranma into rut, it put us into heat. We were all very fertile when Ranma serviced us. It's very likely that we'll all be pregnant with his children."
Akane joined Ranma's faint. Nabiki felt queezy and asked, "how do you know all this?"
"Oh, grandmother Cologne explained it all to us," Kasumi said.
"Cologne?" Ranma said groggily as he recovered.
"That's right, Son in Law," the old woman cackled. "You were a Wild Stallion indeed."
"Gahhhh!" Ranma cried. "Don't tell me I did it with the old bat!"
Cologne bopped him over the head and snickered. "Don't flatter yourself. You're a hundred years too young to keep up with me."
"There's an image we don't need," Nabiki growled. "Saotome, you're going to pay for this. Child support if nothing else," she muttered darkly.
"What's daddy going to say about this!" Akane moaned. "What will people think?"
"We're is Daddy anyway?" Nabiki asked. "And Saotome's parents, for that matter?"
"They're out celebrating, or commisurating, or something," Cologne said. "Anyhow, right now Son-in-law needs to get ready to deal with ..."
(Posted Fri, 29 Nov 2002 02:45)
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