Polygamy Rocks!: If your wives don't kill you for it... [Episode 1332]

by Jasonred

"Huuu... huh... wha... eek... erk!" Ranma flapped foolishly while managing to move exactly not a jot in his bid to creep away.

"Unless, of course, you WANT to be married as Ranko?" Nabiki smirked, as she shifted her arm around his shoulders, while drapping a leg around his waist and thighs.

"Er, no... I guess I gotta take your deal, Nabs, but... mmmph!" Ranma's reply was cut off as Nabiki started sucking on his earlobe and sticking her tongue in his ear.

"hmmmm, I guess we better call in Ukyo and Shampoo as well... the limit is four, after all, and Kasumi and I certainly don't want to deal with killer Amazons out to kill or mindwipe us... and the legal settlement for 10 years income from the Yatai dowry, punitive damages from mental anguish, interest on the yatai itself... no no, better to play it safe... looks like you're going to have to really earn your name, Wild Stallion! Ever think of inventing Martial Arts Love Making?"

At this point, Ranma's mind had gone through intense confusion, changed to hysteria and now was breaking through to the other side of dementia. All of a sudden, Ranma's mind snapped into sudden clarity. "Nabiki, you're not suggesting that... you are, aren't you? Nabiki, how in the world can I legally marry not just two, but FOUR girls???"

• "Ranma is of Samurai descent, and can have multiple wives, after all. How MANLY!!!" said Nodoka.
• "You see, Ranma, we Saotome's have Jewish blood!" said Genma.
• "Why, simple Ranma darling... or should I call you Muhammad after your new Muslim name? Lucky we live in Japan, not America so the whole terrorist issue doesn't come up..." mused Nabiki.
• "Heh, since we're getting married I'll let you know... through my underworld connections, I can get away with anything I like!" giggled Nabiki.
• "Sore wa Himitsu Desu!" giggled Nabiki, as she turned away to carry out her plan.
• The solution was pretty much unexpected...

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(Posted Mon, 24 Feb 2003 22:15)

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