Umm.. how can I marry both..? [Episode 97]

by John Cameron

After all.. if it was legal why the hell had the fiance brigade made his life a living hell instead of just all marrying him..?

"Umm.. mister Tendo? Is that.. legal..?" he asked groggily. "I didn't think it was legal for one man to be married to two women at once.. unless you were royalty maybe.." he trailed off after making himself even more confused on the issue.

"That's not much of a problem after all!" Soun exclaimed. Moments later a dripping wet Ranma-chan was glaring at the Tendo patriarch through her bangs. "Girls? Which one of you wants to be the man in the relationship?" the happy father enquired of his two daughters.. neither of whom seemed that estatic at the thoughts of either cross-dressing pretending to be a guy or having a male curse splashed onto them.

• "I, Nabiki Tendo, take thee, Ranko Saotome to be my lawfully wedded wife.."
• "I, Kasumi Tendo, take thee, Ranko Saotome to be my lawfully wedded wife.."
• "Really, daddy, you'd think you'd get a clue.. female/female relationships are all the rage now.."
• Ranma pays Nabiki an exorbirant fee to think of a way out of 'Ranko' being a part of the formula.
• "Who needs to get married? We're perfectly happy all by our threesome.."
• "Why would we want to be married to Ranma, daddy? We just used him as an excuse to leave the room together!" (Sorry, couldn't resist!)

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(Posted Mon, 10 Jan 2005 18:34)

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