[Episode 133277] [Episode 133277]Besides, that Prince was rather attractive.
However, it was definitely annoying to have these constant obstacles in the way. One would have thought that they would have at least had a guide to lead someone of her rank through the paths needed to reach the Prince. It was only proper manners, and she couldn't see why she had been forced to travel like this. Having gotten away from where she'd been made to be rather... scented, she had expected to be somewhere that would be easier to handle. The problem was that she could not help but find a path out of the maze, what with the hedges always in her way. If she got onto one path, she'd follow it until she reached a point where it seemed to be stopping her on all sides.
And then she realised that the statue that she'd seen was of a shapely woman in a rather... suggestive pose. Her reason for this rememberence was when she saw what seemed to be a rest area, with a tree that had cleaveage, and other feminine... 'parts'.
"What is this?"
"It is my maze, young lady, and you are tresspassing," commented an aged voice. "I am called Primar the Perverted. Also known as that Dirty Old Wizard."
"Is that so?"
"Yes, it is."
"And you sound proud of that."
"I am," the old wizard replied, brushing a hand over his thinning hair. "And am I lucky! Such a lovely young body..."
"Pardon me?!"
"My area of work is transmutations. I take something that is in one form, and turn it into another. In my case, I take sexy little numbers such as yourself, and transform them into my own little toys. Or decorations. Or servants. Or furniture... My best chair came from these two violent wenches who thought that I'd be an easy push over... Nicely shaped, and nicely muscled..."
Her eyes narrowed at the rather skinny figure. "You can not be serious..."
"Oh, yes I am. This is a faerie-tale kingdom, there have to be a few not-so-nice well-adjusted spellcasters around. Hey, it's a living."
"Humph. Do you really believe that?"
"Yes, I do. Oh, it's rather annoying that I can't just go out and get just any lovely girl that catches my eye... And there are so many of them... They just make me stay satisfied with the ones that come over to my property. Some are volunteers, but most are just trespassers like you. But now I'll have you to play with."
"Me?"
"Oh, yes... Perhaps a nice statue... Though you look rather flexible, and that'd be good for furniture... Or a pet... I know, a nice maid's outfit... Oh how many choices there are!" Primar cheered. "Lemme see what sexiness that rather slinky outfit is hiding..."
Raising a brow at his expression, she did the only thing that she could.
She turned and walked away from the perverted idiot.
"Why do they always think that they can get away..?" the wizard muttered to himself as he watched her sexy stride on her walk away, while:
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