Then, running up to church came the kiss-ass maroon-armored of the Red Team, Lt. Simmons with urgent news. “And I just finished fixing the Teleporter to take us to O’Malley and Lopez’s coordinates.”
Nodding his head to that, the red-armored soldier, and CAS of the Red Team, Sarge spoke up, looking around at everyone. “We’ll leave one member of each team so that no one may trick anyone and take over the canyon,” He said seriously. It would have been such a pain to return and find out the Blue’s had conquered Blood Gulch and all the resources it had. Like rocks... Dirt... And uh... Stuff... “Our man will be Donut,” He motioned to the soldier in pink “light red” armor.
Raising his hand, Caboose pointed to the non-working android. “We will leave Corporal Chrissandwich!” The idiot in regulation blue armor said, totally crucifying the poor armored robot’s name.
Church growled in irritation. “...Caboose…”
Looking at his superior officer, Caboose then looked down at his feet. “...And we will leave Sheila…” The Teamkilling fucktard sighed. He was going to miss that tank.
Looking over at the large tank, then the badass black-armored robot on the roof with the two teams, Private Donut then looked up at the sky. “Yeah thanks, God! Because you know, if this is a trick, I’m sure I can hold them off on my own.”
Seeing everything was ready, Church said, “Okay, we’re gonna do this one at a time.” He looked over at the leader of the Red Team. “You first, Sarge.”
“Today seems like a good day to teleport!” Sarge shouted in a gung-ho fashion as he ran into towards the telporter. “GERONIMO!” He shouted as he disappeared into the glowing green wall of light.
“Pocahontas!” Caboose shouted as he ran after Sarge,
Knowing it was his turn, Simmons just stared at the Teleporter. “Hmm...”
Seeing the kiss-ass seemingly paused, the soldier in orange armor known as Grif asked, “What’s wrong?”
Staring at the idiot in orange, Simmons said, “I just get this really weird feeling that I’m never going to see this place again.”
“And that’s a bad thing?” Grif asked in confusion.
“I didn’t say weird bad, I just said weird,” Simmons explained before he too, ran into the Teleporter.
Church turned to the orange-armored Red Team soldier. “Okay, Grif... It’s Grif, right? You and me will go through together.”
“After you,” Grif said as he motioned to the Teleporter. Seeing Church run through, he ran in after him, leaving behind a pink-armored soldier, a black-armored robot, and one Scorpion Tank with PMS.
Looking at the Teleporter, Donut mumbled, “... I wonder if I should’ve told those guys I heard O’Malley say something about sabotage while I was at the caves...” Shrugging his shoulders, he said, “Oh well!”
With not much else to do, Donut nervously turned to the tank. “Uh... Hi?” He raised a hand in greeting.
Pointing her main canon at the inferior carbon-based life-form, Sheila hissed, “Stop staring at my treads, buddy.”
Donut turned away from the irate Tank quickly. “Yeesh! Sorry!”
Too bad he turned away, as he missed seeing the Robot squirm as it is possessed!
When the robot calmed down, it raised it’s assault plasma rifle again. “All right you sons-of-bitches!” The female voice of the deceased Special Ops Soldier ’Tex’ spoke. “I’m back!” Tex turned about, looking for something “Huh? H-Hey! Where’d everybody go?”
Slowly, Tex turned to the one person there, a Soldier in pink feminine red armor.
“... Do I know you?” Tex asked slowly before recognition dawned on her. “Hey, wait a second! You’re the girl that killed me!”
Donut nervously looked back and forth between the tank and the angry woman. “... Uh-oh...”
“You fucking cunt!” Tex shouted. “PREPARE TO DIE YOU BITCH!!!” She started blasting away at the poor fool. “I’LL DESTROY YOU AND THAT UGLY PINK ARMOR!”
“It’s not-OW! Pink! OW! Ouchies! It’s-OW! LIGHTISH RED!” Donut shouted as he was shot at numerous times as he ran around the roof of the Red Base.
“This is most confusing,” Sheila said to herself.
It was then that Donut ran into the Teleporter by mistake in an effort to avoid being shot, a few shots hitting the metallic rim to the Teleporter and sending sparks flying.
“Oh no!” Tex shouted angrily. “You’re NOT getting away THAT easily you cock-sucking whore!” And without pause, she ran into the Teleporter after the pink-armored bitch...
...And with the hits it took from the rifle, the strain of teleporting yet ANOTHER person was too much to bare, and the poor Teleorter of the Red Base crapped out after Tex went through.
Sheila turned her Turret back and forth. “I am SO confused...”
(------)
London, England...
It was a dark and dirty alleyway between two buildings that a soldier in red-armor and one in blue appeared in.
“Prepare to surrender, Dirtbag!” Sarge shouted, his gun aimed and at the ready.
“Okay, I surrender!” Caboose said as he held up his arms. “Now it’s your turn!”
Sarge turned suddenly to the Blue Army Private. “Not you, moron! I was talking to...” He trailed off as he noticed his surroundings. “Wait a minute, where are we?”
(------)
A Space-station, Earth’s Atmoshpere...
A maroon-armored soldier walked aboard a catwalk, sounds of machinery going on all around him. “Guys? Oh guys?” Simmons shouted out to the darkness. “Where is everybody?”
It was then the lights went on, giving Simmons the sight of a rather large Robot being prepped for use.
“... Woah...” Simmons finally said after a few moments of staring in awe. “Better equipped than my cyborg ass.”
(------)
Yokohama, Japan...
It was a bright and vibrant forest that Church and Grif appeared in. “All right, now let’s find...” Church trailed off as he noticed his surroundings. “Hey! Where is everybody.”
The orange-armored soldier also looked around. “Where are we? What is this place?”
It was then that the two soldiers heard a set of female voices in the distance. “Come on, Mihoshi help me clean the shrine already!”
“But Kiyone, this is one heavy dirtbag!”
*Doo-doo-EEP!*
Church then hit Grif VERY HARD!
“OW!” Grif shouted as he was abused by that stupid ‘dirtbag’ command. Who the hell would know about that shit out here? “Aw, come on!” He shouted, just wanting some peace for once.
(------)
Atlanta, Georgia...
“Helpmesavemehelpmesavemehelpmesaveme!!!” Donut screamed as he appeared in the middle of a rather large and high-tech facility.
Tex appeared soon after, her gun at the ready. “Okay, bitch! Game over! Let’s see how much you like being killed, huh?”
[Warning!] A mechanical voice shot out through the silent lad, red lights shimmering on. [Hostile Threat determined Class B detected in Section C of Third Floor!]
It was then that the doors at either end of the room opened, robotic soldiers armoed started marching in.
Looking back and forth, Tex lowered her rifle. “Aw, fuckberries...”
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