"Okay, it's like I've got all these fiancees and didn't ask for none of them," explained Ranma, "and stupid Oyaji didn't tell me about none of this crap and I didn't even know Ucchan was a guy and then there's this other stuff... There's Akane and Shampoo and Ukyo and Kodachi considers herself one but that's just her usual nutcase thinking. Who knows how many more are out there!"
"Huh?" Mihoshi said, trying to figure out what he was talking about.
"So what I wish," said Ranma in frustration, thinking of all the attacks, glomps, and general problems that his engagements caused him, "is-"
"Hang on," said Mihoshi clicking up floating displays. "I'm checking."
"Checking what?" asked Ranma.
"How many more there are out there," said Mihoshi.
"How many what are out there?" asked Ranma, his train of thought completely derailed as images of girls (even a few women) started popping up in midair along with accompanying text he couldn't understand.
"Fiancees, girls, love interests, pokegirls, pet girls, loveslaves, romantic subplots," said Mihoshi, "girl rivals, female sensei..."
"WHAT?!" exclaimed Ranma, his pigtail sticking straight up. "I don't got none of that!"
"...djinni, android bodyguards, kunoichi personal retainers, superpowered pets..."
"At least I don't think I've got any of that, though maybe I could deal with a ninja-trained dog or something."
"...oh these are all potential, I see," said Mihoshi. "Well, that's no problem then."
"I don't think I've got anything like that," said Ranma, scratching his head. "Though that gal there at the end kinda looks familiar. Female sensei? Not the Old Ghoul, Cologne, is it?"
"Hmmm, no I don't see her? Did you want her added?" asked Mihoshi innocently.
"NO!" exclaimed Ranma. "No. No how. No way. Not on a bet. No No No No NO! No! Uh uh. No. Never. NO NO NO."
"Okayyyyyy," said Mihoshi, this hint being sufficiently hammered in that she got it.
"No nonononononono NO!" said Ranma with many flourishes and gestures. "NO!"
"Got ya," said Mihoshi, making sure that the file on Cologne was closed.
Ranma sighed in relief. He had enough girl troubles without any of these other gals showing up.
"So you were saying what you wished was?" asked Mihoshi.
"That..." Ranma stopped at a feeling of danger, then plunged ahead. "I wish-"
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