[Episode 134858] [Episode 134858]Ranma half-asked/half-stated, "If you don't need anything else then I'm gonna get in some practice before dinner."
Kasumi gave him a small smile, "That will be fine Ranma-kun."
Ranma headed out to the dojo, followed by Thorn. He started a light kata to warm up and moved onto shadow sparring, trying to ignore the elven girl. Usually he'd use this time to think over the day's events but Thorn's presence was throwing him off. She was starting to creep him out with the way she followed him everywhere and how she looked at him. At least she wasn't a fiance. Well, he was almost certain she wasn't a fiance. Even pops wouldn't have engaged him to non-human girls from some magic place... Right, he'd have to beat the stupid panda some later on just to be sure. Asking the girls was not an option, some mistakes he only had to make once. Good thing Reiko's parents forbade her from trying to get an official one after he found out that she thought he was proposing. That was a mess... stupid Akane. Of course it was always possible to get a fiance in other ways. Take Shampoo for example. There she was threatening Thorn... huh?
For her part Thorn was utterly captivated by Ranma's skill as he worked out. When he was fighting the orcs it was obvious he was powerful, but the way he danced around now and the powerful, precise strikes he was making really showed off his skill. You could almost see the opponent he was fighting, especially when it changed from the smaller figure to the big, bulky one. She wondered if he applied that focus and energy to all aspects of his life and shivered deliciously. Almost all the stories the girls shared over the campfire agreed the the more powerful the human heroes were, the more sex they required to calm their animal lusts. She idly noted that Ranma was dodging his enemy now. Why Ranma would likely be able to satisfy entire legions of elven girls, or maybe just one or two for several days. At once. Repeatedly. The two she pictured looked remarkably like her and Mist as Ranma took them to his bed and used them unmercifully, much to their pleasure. He made them satisfy his every whim and need, even with each other, until they passed out from exhausted pleasure. Her fantasies were cut off as some rude human girl got in her face.
Shampoo snuck around on the roof of the Tendo home, intent on checking out the latest obstacles to her happiness with her husband. Great-grandmother had made her promise to investigate any girls Nabiki told her about before attacking them. That incident with the police lieutenant's daughter had required a lot of money to smooth over. Great-grandma said Nabiki spoke the truth but twisted it with a serpent's cunning, so now she had to wait before chasing weak Japanese girls away from her husband. She also said something about a test of her wisdom and judgement, but Great-grandmother hadn't put her through any tests lately.
Shampoo caught sight of the large breasted bitch and just barely restrained herself killing the girl on the spot. The slut was practically pleasuring herself in front of her husband. Shampoo jumped down in front of her and shook her bonbori in the girl's face.
She glared and said, "Who you and why you try to take Shampoo's husband?"
Thorn was surprised and slightly pleased that this obviously hostile girl knew some elvish, broken as it was. "I am Thorn ShadowOfTheSecondMoon. Ranma invited me and my friend Mist to dinner after saving us from some orcs. Where did you learn elvish from? And you should really work more on your grammar, it makes you sound like an ignorant barbarian."
Shampoo grimaced, whipped a bracelet off her arm and started pounding it against the side of the dojo, cursing it and demanding that it work properly and translate her words correctly. She put it back on and scowled at Thorn, "Ranma Shampoo's husband. You stay away. How elf girl and orcs get on this plane anyways? No dimensional gates been allowed opened since Shampoo's tribe settled here."
Thorn was disappointed that the hunk already had a wife, but put it aside to try and make friends with the girl, "Really? Where are you from?"
"The Amazon tribe has been stranded on this plane for a long enough time that we are now native and mostly human," a wizened voice spoke from the doorway, "but originally we were..."
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