Lemon Flu: Chasing Dragon [Episode 13589]

by Kender

There was much staring as a wild eyed Ryuu Kumon stood before them. His clothes were torn andhe had deep circles beneath his eyes. Breathing in pants and gasps, he looked around, whether for threats or escape routes, no one could tell. Just as he saw Ranma and focused on the pigtailed boy, there was a sound that sent shivers through her whole body.

"Ryuu-chan, don't leave me!" called Nodoka Saotome.

Ranma started twitching LOTS.

Leaping over to the pigtailed boy, Ryuu clutched at the red shirt and bit out, "You have to help me! She's insatiable!"

"You slept with..," began Nabiki.

"You don't know what it was like! I just went to go look for you so we could talk. so I went to your mother's house and she opened the door and... and... I tried to leave. But she grabbed me and... I haven't slept! I haven't eaten! Every time I try to get away, she just brings me back to that damned bed!"

"Why of course I'll help you," said Ranma deceptively quiet.

"Really?!"

"I said I would. Come on, let's go to the dojo..."

Soon after the pair left, Nodoka walked into the group. "Oh hello Kasumi."

"Why hello Auntie."

"Have you seen Ryuu by any chance?"

"You just missed him," said Nabiki with fake sincerity.

"Maybe later then," the Saotome Matriarch said, disappontment coloring her voice, "How is my son?"

"Ranma? He is... well..."

"I still want to ride Jean Luc again," murmured Azusa.

"'Ride Jean Luc'?" repeated Nodoka.

"Uh-uh," said the skater, "Rannie makes me feel so GOOD!"

"You... slept with my son?"

"Yes."

"What about you other girls?"

"You see... we sorta... did too," said Nabiki.

"How many of you did?"

Hesitantly in most cases, all the girls in the room raised their hands.

"Oh dear..."

"Now Auntie..."

"How wonderful! My son is such a manly man!" At the sight of the victory fans and streamers, the girls looked a bit nervously at her.

"I am now worried," muttered Haruka.

"But what of my husband?"

"Uncle Saotome and Father haven't gotten home yet," Kasumi told the older woman.

"I see..." said Nodoka while:

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(Posted Sun, 01 Dec 2002 00:03)


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