Lemon Flu: Just a little get-together... [Episode 13503]

by Jamil Nate

Kasumi went to the Tendo house's gates. She wasn't surprised to find Ukyo Kuonji there "Ukyo-san, come in. Would you like to join us for breakfast ?" The okonomiyaki chef nodded, looking a little dazed.

She sat at the table and noticed three girls she didn't know. Adding two and two together, she understood that her Ran-chan must have had a wild night "Hello, I'm Ukyo Kuonji. And you are ?"

The woman in yellow snorted "Really, Kuonji-san... A delinquent like you should remember me..." Ukyo boggled "Hi... Hinako-sensei !?"

"In the flesh ! My body has stabilized like this for good, thanks to Ranma..." She wistfully looked at the still unconscious pig-tailed martial artist "I think you have deduced how he did it"

Ukyo blushed "Yes... Way too much information here..." She turned to the two other strangers.

"Haruka Ten'ou" The blonde hook hands with her, obviously not one for small talk. The tanned woman smiled and bowed "I am Setsuna Meiou, pleased to meet you"

The doorbell ringed again "Oh my, I wonder who it could be..." Kasumi returned to the doorsand let a subdued Kodachi Kuno in.

Akane looked at her in disbelief and turned to look at Ranma "You... you... with her too !?" She couldn't summon enough anger to bash the pervert, yesterday's events had been beyond the control of everyone.

Nabiki whistled "My, my, Ranma... You certainly got around..." Another ring of the bell stopped her in her tracks. *Don't tell me... Wild horse indeed...* She shook her head in amusement, better to laugh about it than cry...

Nabiki ate her words a few minutes later as more girls kept coming, attracted here by their bond to Ranma.

*****

Akane glared at Ranma who was up and about "Pervert..." Her fiancee had screwed fourteen women in the course of one day and one night, some multiple times and with two threesomes to boot... She didn't know if she had to punish him for sleeping around like that or admire him for his resilience.

Ranma was feeling faint again... With so much women in his head and heart, there was no escape...

"Aiyaah, Amazon law never planned for this... Shampoo have headache" No way she could give the kiss of death to everyone. She doubted that even her great-grandmother could find a solution to such a mess.

"Oh my goodness, it is so unsettling... But Ranma is a nice man" Rouge took it rather well. The only boys her age she knew a little were Taro and Ranma. In her mind, she got the better of the two.

Azusa was dozing off, cuddling Ranma "Mmmm... Azusa-chan wants to ride Jean-Luc again..." Everyone sweatdropped while Ranma laughed nervously.

Miyo drew the 'Lovers' card again. That was her fifth consecutive tarot reading with this result "This is fate..." She wasn't kidding anyone with her resigned tone of voice.

Kurumi didn't say anything as she was devouring the delicious food Ranma had prepared. It was so thoughtful of him... Natsume, on the other hand, was wondering how this would impact their search for their father.

Nabiki tried to come up with some kind of plan to cover fourteen possible pregnancies and communal living arrangements for everyone. Aspirin in large quantities was sorely needed as the enormity of the situation came clear to the middle Tendo sister.

Kodachi was still trying to sort out her feelings over the whole affair. The fact she knew of most of Ranma's feelings through their bond didn't help matters along.

Setsuna and Kasumi were discussing about various blends of green tea and where to find them.

Ukyo was cooking okonomiyaki. It allowed her to center herself and find inner peace. Only this time, it wasn't working...

Hinako was content. She watched Ranma and the others and knew they had become family. HER family... Happiness washed over her, she had longed for something like this (well, not exactly but close) since childhood.

Haruka was agonizing about confronting Michiru and the possibility that she could be carrying Ranma's child. Strangely, the first task looked much more daunting than the second.

Then the doors opened with a crash. Everyone turned to see who dared interrupt the reunion of Ranma's girls, for lack of a better name...

In the Tendo courtyard, stood...

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(Posted Sat, 30 Nov 2002 19:27)


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