Seeing an irate redhead cracking her knuckles as she walked up to Britanny, Church whimpered as the werecat held him by the neck. “Aw, c’mon guys! I just wanted to sleep... Please... It’s all in fun... Right...? Oh c’mon!”
“It’s all fun and games until someone loses their dick,” said a VERY female Ranma. “Did you forget about my CURSE, jackass!?” The irate, and very buxom redhead growled.
“Uh no... That was why I got COLD water.” Church replied sourly.
“C’mon man, you’re keeping the whole inn up, and we wanted to sleep!” Church reasoned, or tried too. “Besides, is it my fault you ignored the old Twister-girl and went to that cursed spring place?”
“I didn’t ignore her! Pops did!” Ranma-chan growled. “If it was up to me, I would’a listened and gone to the next training ground, the place where they lock your chi for twenty-five years and sap all your strength so you become a Fist of the North Star.”
“Yeah and who’s the dummy for following the first idiot?” Church said, signing his own death-sentence.
“Kill ‘im, Brit,” Ranma-chan said cooly.
“Oh, come on,” Tenchi spoke up as he got out of his bed. With all the yelling going on right next to him, there was no way he was getting any sleep until it was resolved. “You can just change back easily enough, Ranma.”
“Yeah!” Church agreed to try and save his ass. “C’mon, we’re pals... Amigos...”
“Yeah,” The redhead agree. “But I’d rather NOT change genders, period.”
Rolling her eyes, Britanny sighed. “Listen, Ranma. As much as I’d like to kill him, we’ll probably need him... So how’s about I beat him up and then we go to bed?”
“Yeah, beating him up is good!” Tenchi spoke up, agreeing with Britanny. “A beating compared to death or castration is good.”
Church turned his head to Tenchi. “Who’s side are you on!?”
“The good of the team’s,” Tenchi answered. “And sleep.”
“Fine... Beat me bloody, just get it over with!” Church said. “Let the pain I feel be on your conscious!”
Britanny grinned. “I can live with that.”
*KER-POW*!
*KER-SLAM*!
*KER-WHAMMIE*!
*KER-OUCHIES*!
Looking over her lover’s handiwork, Ranma-chan grinned. “Good Cheetah...”
Tenchi couldn’t help but wince at the violence. “That had to hurt...”
Finally, Britanny dropped him, smirked and picked up Ranma. “Now for a ‘midnight snack’ and then bed.” She laughed evilly as she entered Ranma’s room and shut the door.
Church groaned, a crumpled mess on the floor. “Life sucks...”
“That Britanny doesn’t mind yuri? That she will go out of her way to get Ranma some hot water?” Tenchi asked the downed holy knight. “Or that we won’t get to see the yuri?”
“It sucks I always get the short end of the straw is what I meant...” Church groaned in pain. “Now help me put my legs back into the proper place!”
“In the morning,” Tenchi allowed as he dragged the Paladin to the bed he was using. “In the morning...” He repeated as Tenchi let out a yawn before walking over to his own bed.
“Hey, I can’t sleep comfortably with my arms and legs bent the other way... HEY!” Church yelled as he noticed his teammate was ignoring him...
...Or rather asleep, as Tenchi was already letting off a light snore.
“...Cockbite...” Church sighed. Man it was one of those nights...
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