But that was not enough to get him riled up. After all, when he was in distress, he could always go to find reassurance in the bosom of a beautiful woman. There were so many of them out there, and he did so desperately wish to come into contact with as many as he could. A lot of them had already added pleasure to his golden years, and many women had even gone so far as to chase after him as he'd tried to leave. It did his heart good, but even he had to leave them behind to return home. There he could get good eating, a comfortable bed to sleep in, and the opportunity to grope... er, gain kindness from the girls, and aquatransexual, there.
Something seemed off though, as he couldn't find any of his pretties in the hamper when he snuck into there to see if he could pick up one or two when he arrived. Usually he'd at least be able to get a pair of Akane's panties when he did so, but he found nothing in her size, or that of her sisters. The oddness of the situation increased when he went and snatched up a couple of bras that had the joy of gracing Nabiki's lovely bosom and other such items, since he usually would have had someone wanting a bra or panties to wear.
Rather confused, he leapt down to the backyard in the hopes that he'd either catch Kasumi hanging laundry or Akane practicing in the dojo. Neither of them were there, nor was the pigtailed boy who was sometimes a girl. That just made him wonder what was going on, but his stomach reminded him that it was about time for lunch, so he turned to head inside for a meal, and some answers to his questions.
And then he saw the rather familiar little girl with short blue hair who smiled and waved at him. "Hi!"
"Hello..," he replied weakly.
"Nice to see you again."
"Uh... Okay..."
"Akane, don't tease Grandfather Happosai like that," an elder girl admonished as she went over to guide the younger one back inside.
"But I wasn't doin' that Kasumi. I was just sayin' 'hi'," the child responded.
"That's nice of you, but you remember that he won't know who you are like this."
"I know, but he'll know that I'm Akane Tendo soon, right?"
"Right," the elder girl said with a gentle smile.
"'Akane Tendo'?!" Happosai choked, "'Kasumi'?!"
"Yes, grandfather?"
"Wha... Wha... What happened..?"
"It's simple old freak," Ranma said from where he sat at the family room table, "They ate some mushrooms and now they're all kids."
"'All'?"
"Yup. Akane, her sisters, Ucchan, Shampoo and Kodachi."
"You... you... you must be joking..."
"Nope. Not really."
"No more Akane to rushing to see me?" the elderly pervert whimpered.
The short haired kindergartener looked offended. "I can still run!"
"I won't have Kasumi there to sooth my hurts?"
"I can still help you, if you'd like," the twelve year old replied.
"Can't I at least press my check against Nabiki's bosom?"
"No way," the two year old in question managed to get out.
"Oh no... No discovering the hidden bounty of Ukyo Kuonji?"
"Don't got no treasures," the brown haired six year old commented.
"What of the lovely form of Shampoo?"
A lavender haired girl climbed the bulk that was Genma and grinned over the portly martial artist. "People say Shampoo 'pretty little girl'."
"And the grace of Kodachi..."
"Is still here," the named girl said, and looked thoughtful. "And I think that I'll be a gymnast again, but who says I can't do anything else?"
"It's true Master!" Soun bawled with his normal torrent of tears enhanced this time. "My little girls have been turned into children!"
Happosai could not react for several silent moments. What he'd just heard could not be true, for if it was, he would have lost some of the most vigorous and available lovelies that he'd ever seen. Part of why he always came back to there was because of those shapely forms, and to be robbed of even a single chance to grope one of their bosoms in the next several years at least was beyond his ability to take.
When he did respond, it was in the only form that he could manage at that point.
He let loose with the loudest and most intense cry of loss that anyone could manage at any time as he fell to his knees and sobbed to the heavens.
Unfortunately, the effect was rather lost due to the cackling that Cologne was doing on the sidelines, while:
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