[Episode 137374] [Episode 137374]Kasumi’s quest for massive quantities of sex wasn’t going so well. One would think that it would be easy to find tentacle monsters who’d be willing to rape a girl, but she’d spent several hours looking and she hadn’t even seen so much as a single slime trail. She’d even gone all the way to Juuban in the hopes that she’d end up as “collateral damage” in an altercation involving the Senshi, but no such luck: every time she got close, one of the Senshi would inevitably show up and enthusiastically volunteer to sacrifice their dignity so she could keep her honor. Apparently, Murphy’s Law was working in conjunction with the writer’s sense of humor to keep her sexually frustrated on this day, which was why she was walking through an empty park, alone and fully clothed.
“If this is supposed to be funny, I’m not laughing,” Kasumi added by way of commentary. “I want some hardcore action, dammit.” It didn’t make sense; the aura of virginal purity she usually gave off should have been attracting swarms of sex demons, or at the very least a roaming gang of ugly hooligans who would violate every orifice she had. To her mind, she should have been even more ideal, since she was willing to acquiesce without any struggle at all. But in this, Kasumi had made a critical error in judgment, for tentacle demons and gangbang orgies tended to be used in order to fulfill rape fantasies, and an essential part of fulfilling such desires was the lack of consent on the part of the victim—it wouldn’t be much of rape fantasy if there wasn’t any raping going on.
To be fair, Kasumi realized this error quite quickly, and she then began to pursue a notion diametrically opposed to the rape fantasy—namely, the slut fantasy, wherein she would be the instigator of the excessive fucking, encouraging as many horny men (or women—she wasn’t too particular at the moment) to give her as much hot monkey sex as she could handle, if not more.
Yet in this, too, was Kasumi frustrated in her attempts. She might have been out of character at the moment, but there were some things that were so difficult for any author (or at the very least the author who wrote this particular episode) to believe that even when such irritants as consistent characterization were cast by the wayside, they remained unchanged. One such characteristic was Kasumi’s apparent passivity—it just couldn’t be cast off abruptly, which meant that her attempts to aggressively jump-start an orgy merely resulted in mild embarrassment.
“What does a girl have to do nowadays to get a decent lemon scene, anyway?” Sadly, there really was little she could do, as this author was apparently a sadist (and not in the good way) who took more pleasure from denying her any sexual activity (again, not in the good way) than from letting her get it on with anything that moved (in the very good way—as if there was a bad way).
But Kasumi’s luck was about to change.
“It is?”
Yes, for as soon as she sat down on a park bench to rest, she noticed a flat, rectangular cuboid made of black plastic lying next to her. She didn’t know why she hadn’t noticed before; perhaps she had been too distracted by the lack of foreign objects in any of her body cavities, or maybe it had been dropped by one of the people who were in the area. How it got there didn’t really matter because it was rather obvious that it was intended to serve as little more than a plot device.
Still, Kasumi knew from experience that plot devices often led to nookie, so she picked up the item and examined it further, and soon realized that it was a laptop computer.
Surely this would lead to a reversal of fortune. Surely there would be something on this computer that would act as the catalyst she needed to break this rut. Perhaps it contained sensitive bits of information that could be used as leverage over some prominent person, or perhaps there were access codes to a bank account that could make Kasumi rich (and thus the object of desire to those who would want to access her theoretical wealth). Somehow, things would get better. Surely the author wouldn’t build up all this anticipation only to deflate it with his anticlimactic sense of humor.
“He’d better not if he knows what’s good for him,” Kasumi added as she found the laptop’s power switch and activated it, but since the computer’s batteries were fully charged and no password seemed necessary to access the contents, it seemed that author had, in fact, taken the hint.
As the portable electronic device booted up, it soon became apparent that there was but one program installed on its hard drive, but that didn’t stop a Cheshire cat grin from forming on Kasumi’s heretofore sullen face, as this program was particularly well-suited to solving her current dilemma. Indeed, she had to restrain herself from letting forth shouts of joy as the opening screen appeared:
“Welcome to the Master PC Program.”
Yes, Kasumi was quite happy indeed.
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(Posted Mon, 02 Jul 2007 17:04)
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