"This is the stuff!" Andy downed the rest of his vodka before asking the bartender for another drink. He hadn't felt this carefree in ages. Before he could down his next glass, he noticed Murrue pass by the entrance with her skin the colour of a tomato. 'Wonder what happened to her?' Andy paid his bill, finished his drink and left to find the captain of the Archangel.
Murrue cursed under her breath as she slowly made her way to the hotel's infirmary. 'I swore I put on enough suntan!! How the hell did I get a sunburn this severe?'
"Geez, what happened to you? Stay out in the sun for too long?" She turned around to see Andy Waltfeld come up from behind.
"I don't understand it. This suntan was supposed to have a Sun Protection Factor of twelve!" Murrue winced as her skin started tingling again.
"Can I see what type of lotion you used?" She took the bottle out of her bag and handed it to Andy. He slightly opened it and paused when his sense of smell picked up a familiar scent. He then squirted a small amount of lotion on to his hand and gave a tiny lick.
"What are you doing?!?" asked Murrue with a startled look.
"Testing a theory. And it seems that I'm correct. This isn't suntan lotion. It's yogurt sauce. Maybe the manufacturers made a mistake or someone could have taken an empty bottle and filled it with yogurt sauce on purpose," said Andy as he came up with a theory.
"Yogurt sauce?!?"
"Let's get you to the infirmary so we can get your skin treated." Andy slowly led the shocked Murrue into the hotel infirmary.
"...yogurt sauce?!?"
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"I believe we have another person among us," murmured Reverend Malchio. Lacus turned to see Kou having a casual conversation with Kira.
"Oh my. I didn't notice him come in. Kou! Kira! Would you like to join us for some tea?" The two male Coordinators came over and took a seat by the table. Lacus found some extra teacups and saucers for them and poured out some tea.
"Wait...if you were here all this time, who did I bump into a while ago?" asked Kou in a confused tone.
"What do you mean?" asked the female Coordinator as she gave Kou his cup.
"A while ago, I bumped into someone who could have passed off as yourself. She had the same hair colour, eyes and a similar voice. The only noticeable difference was..." Kou blushed before continuing. "...the size of her chest."
"Oh..." What else could Lacus say after hearing what Kou had stated? She decided to switch the topic and introduce Reverend Malchio to Kou. "Reverend Malchio, I would like you to meet our newest member of our Three Ship Alliance. Kou Uramecha. The one I had been talking about earlier."
Kou smiled. "It's a pleasure to meet you, sir."
"Likewise. I've heard quite a few stories about you from Miss Clyne here and I must say that I'm glad that your last minute intervention in the battle against the dreadful Obsidian Abyss saved the seeds of peace that have begun to grow," replied the blind man softly.
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(Posted Tue, 03 May 2005 03:34)
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