Ranma rubbed his head gingerly as he sat on the rooftop just above the window of the guest room, in the ditance he could no longer see the dummy he had used to trick Akane.
Who would've thought that getting tossed away by Happosai so many times would actually teach him something?
With all of those hits, as well as Akane's mallet strikes he learned how to....what was that boxing term again...taking a dive. Instead of just letting Happosai toss him away witht hat damned pips he had learned to go with the attacks, anticipating the little perverts moves so he was never flung that far away.
That was partially what he had done here, except that with Akane's mallet strike he had jumped out of the window on a steep trajectory that allowed him to catch hold of the roof, then as Akane moved closer to the window he used the basics of Hidden Weapons he'd been learning from Mousse to throw a training dummy dressed like him far, far away.
Unfortunately he ad taken part of Akane's hit, but next time he would do better.
Akane: "You thought that was funny?"
Ranma's ears perked up at hearing Akane's voice.
Shampoo: "Yes."
Akane: "I'd wish you stop doing that...I'm tired of having to bash that poor Ranma every times... and finding always dumber pretexts for it."
She wished? Why wasnt Akane fighting with Shampoo, why was Akane talking about pretexts, was she doing it on purpose?
Akane: "Why don't you sneak into my bed, instead?"
WHAT!? Ranma's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates briefly.
Shampoo: "Akane too-too willing.... Ranma is playing hard to get, make it much more fun. Shampoo still have hopes to catch him first."
Akane too-too willing? Ranma resisted the urge to look over the roof and into the guest room. It couldn't be what he was thinking, it just couldn't be! This was all Daisoku's fault! If he hadn't shown him all those hentai Dojinshi's then he wouldn't be having this stupid dream!
Akane: "Over my body!"
Shampoo: "If Akane asks..."
From down below he could hear...moaning...he didn't know who, nor did he want to know why. Ranma just brought his knees up to his chest and wrapped his arms around them, hugging tightly.
Shampoo: "Mmmmmhhhh... Shampoo...wouldn't mind if Akane seduce Ranma first... would make Airen more open about it... better chances for Shampoo to get him then... ooohhhhh..."
Akane. "No way! You know what I think of boys...."
Ranma found it hard to breathe and his heart felt like it was going to shatter. Here was Akane who had at first said she hated boys, though she seemed to feel something special for Tofu-sensie. Ranma thought it was just something that Akane said to psyche herself up for those fights with all the boys, but now he knew it was the truth. Akane's.....a lesbian. He defended her, and she was a lesbian. He'd helped her and she'd been a lesbian. He loved her and she........and she.....
Shampoo: "Shampoo know what Akane thinks of men... and this one sure it have nothing to do with what Akane think of Ranma... especially girl-type Ranma."
GIRL-TYPE?! Is that all they saw when they looked at him, a busty petite redhead to seduce and use......is that all they ever saw.
Akane: "You know what will happen if I ever show I'm warming up to Ranma... we'd end up married faster than a blink by that pair of idiots that call themselves fathers. We're not ready for that, and I'm not even sure if Ranma could ever accept me as I am..."
Shampoo: "Shampoo says if Akane fuck both girl-type and boy-type, Ranma become very accepting."
Akane: "You're such a pervert..."
Shampoo: "Hentai-onna is one to talk."
Then the girls started moaning again as they did whatever they were doing. No matter what they were doing it just didnt matter anymore. Subtly his body started to rock back and forth as he tried to control his breathing. So this is what its like to be betrayed, it felt horrible.
Akane: "I'm not sure I could ever make love to a man... even if it is Ranma."
And as far as Ranma was concerned it would never happen at all. Akane had lied to him all along while he had to be Mr. Perfect otherwise Nabiki would tell the information to Akane and then he would get malleted again. All everyone in this damned place did was push him around and then BLAME him when he tried to do something else or get some privacy to THINK! Well damn them! Once Akane and Shmpoo left he would go see Ukyo and talk to her about this, maybe he should start to seriously consider her too.
Shampoo: "Akane is just being silly, like Spatula Girl was before. Ukyo was like you, swearing she won't ever let man touch her, until Shampoo convinced her trying Instant Nyannichuan. Since then, Uchan and Shampoo had lot of fun switching roles. Though Ukyo likes it more when being the boy...."
Akane: "That's a little two much information, thank you..."
UKYO TOO!?! Were all of the girls lesbians? It would figure, it really would. Maybe this was the Kami's idea of a joke. Here was Saotome Ranma, supreme Martial Artist and babe magnet. But oh wait! The girls aren't attracted to him, they wre attracted to each-other, and maybe even Ranma-'chan'.
That last bit made him want to puke, as if he would ever give up his manhood just to be a woman! Why couldn't anyone understand that he just wanted to be himself? But they wouldn't care, none of them did.
Ranam looked around, surprised that no one had attacked him yet. It looked like he had some time to think, but he wasn't sure what he should do?!
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