[Episode 142994] [Episode 142994]“Ooooooooooow... My fucking head. Man... Did I get hit by Ryoga throwing a boulder at me, or was it a mallet-sama?”
Ranma Saotome!
Groaning, Ranma rubbed his throbbing head... Damn, he wondered if this was how his old man felt when he had a hang-over.
Rolling over, to face the edge of his sleeping space, Ranma let off another groan. Damn, did his head hurt. And worse, he couldn’t really think of WHY his head would hurt. It took Ranma a moment, but he managed to stand up wobbly. Man, he hadn’t felt this bad since he got sucker-punched by...
By...
...
Damn, he lost count of the people who’d sucker-punched him.
So with his hand on the bed for balance, Ranma stood in his boxers and undershirt, trying to get used to the pain...
Wait a minute.
When did he sleep in a bed?
Blinking his eyes, Ranma took a good look... Yep. It was a bed... A rather nice one, too. Soft mattress, bedspread... But what was with the design on the comforters? They were circles half white and half red.
He took a look around the room... Okay, this was not the guest room at the Tendo’s or the room he had at his parent’s house. And what the hell was with the pictures on the walls, and items on the shelves? They were mostly of women...
Women that were well-endowed and/or with animal-like traits!
Still, Ranma shrugged it off. He had no beef with furries, in fact he collected furry manga on occasion, but he never obsessed with it before. The weapons and ceremonial stuff he could agree with, but the photos of scantily clad women were a bit much.
It was then the door opened... And it was his mom, although... WOW! That was ONE low opening in the front of her kimono!
“Uh, huh-hi, Mom,” Ranma stuttered. Gah! The kimono all over was overdone in a sexy manner... Bad thoughts! BAD THOUGHTS! Bad impure thoughts! Go away! Shoo, shoo!
“Ranma!” Nodoka greeted as she saw her son up and about. “Wow, you’re up early. Such a responsible adult you’re becoming. So much unlike your late father,” She leaned over and gave him a tight hug.
Ranma felt his nose nearly explode with his Mom’s rather impressive breasts pressing against him. Were they... Bigger for some reason? “Uh... Thuh-thanks, Mom...”
Nodoka’s smile was beaming. “You’re quite welcome, my manly son.” As she let go of him, she asked, “What do you want for breakfast, Ranma? You're up very early, and you don’t have to get going to Prof. Stroaks to pick up your Alpha pokégirl for around two hours. I have time to make you something special.”
Ranma blinked his eyes. “Um... Alpha... Pokégirl..?” He scratched his head in confusion.
“You know, your starting pokégirl,” Nodoka said. She let out a wistful sigh. “I remember when your father, Kami rest his soul, was starting out as a PokéGirl Tamer and had chosen me as his Alpha pokégirl. Oh, the memories...” She let out another sappy sigh.
Ranma scratched behind his head. “Um, Mom... I don’t wanna alarm you, cause... Either I’m still half asleep... Or my memory sucks, cause I dunno what yer talkin’ about.”
“What? Oh dear...” Nodoka rolled her eyes. “Well, I guess we can blame that on the Blood Gift/Curse of yours, ‘Hard Headed’...” She gave her son a hug. “Just choose a good Pokégirl. She’ll help lead you.”
“Uh, okay... Um, Mom... Is there a reason you’re...” Ranma blushed brightly “...F-fondling me?”
“Well, I’m just affectionate pokéwoman,” Nodoka said seriously. “And can’t I just shower my only baby with affection and love before he heads off into the wilds on his own to Capture and Tame Feral PokéGirls and win Gym Badges and become a great PokéGirl Tamer?”
“Uh... All right...” He’d always wanted to bask in his Mother’s affection, but he had no clue that included her fondling his piece through his boxers or nuzzling his neck... Hey this felt rather nice...
...
GAH! BAD THOUGHTS! What was he thinking!?
Finally, his mother let go. “I’ll let you get dressed. See you downstairs in the kitchen. I’ll have a wonderful meal and your pack prepared for you before you head off.”
“Okay, Mom.” Ranma watched her go with her ass swaying as she shut the door. “Man, when’d Mom get sexy like that? Or so... Frisky?”
And furthermore... The way this was going, he got the feeling this was her home. When the hell did she drop the traditional samurai heritage shit and go with Furry!? Well, not completely drop. He was pretty sure she took care of all the weapons in the room...
“Weird,” Ranma grumbled as he opened a dresser drawer and found his clothes. He blinked as he looks in his pants drawer... There were condoms, oils, morning after pills, but there were NO training clothes!
No Chinese Kempo outfits...
No Chinese Kunk-fu outfits...
No Japanese Training Gis...
Not even his ONE Maoist uniform!
Opening another drawer, Ranma founds jeans, some urban and outdoor cameo outfit. Clothes he saw other people wear but not him!
But they were in his size. Sighing, he took out a shirt, better than nothing...
However, upon moving it, he blinked as he uncovered... A secret photo collection? He took out the small satchel and... HOLY HELL! NAKED ANIMAL WOMEN!
Wait a second... He knew some of these women! Granted, some of them were furry versions, but he knew them!
Ichikoo and Hitomi Ichinohei!
Yohko Mano!
The Tendo Sisters!
...His cousin Ami? WTF!?
Wait! Back up! Tendo Sisters? When did Nabiki pose for risqué photos!? And have a dog-like tail and a pair of ears!?
He had to admit though, Kasumi looked great as a tigress, and heck even Akane made a cute nezumi.
And when did Ichi and Hitomi become Kitsune and Tanuki cosplayers?
He shifted through the photos... There was A LOT!
He paled and put away a set of pics... Whend he get so depraved as to have photos of his Mom? Damn, she was hot...
AH! Bad thoughts! BAD THOUGHTS!
He dug further... Videos?
...He’d better leave these alone, he really needed to get downstairs...
...But...
Damn you, curiosity!
He looked at the labels:
Hot Tails
Mom XXX volume 01
Ichi & Hitomi Double-Whammy
Mom XXX vol 02
Tendo Trio Titillating Surprise.
Mom XXX Vol 3
Why the hell did his Mom appear on these videos often? And while over half the videos were professionally made, some were amateur pieces... Meaning he or someone else made them.
Damn it! WHY were there HOME videos!?
He saw a VCR/DVD player and a TV in the corner...maybe he could take a peek at one... Just for a piece of mind. Which one would probably give him the least amount of mental scars though? Not the Mom ones, especially if HE was also staring in it. Maybe this one with Ichi and Hitomi...
Sticking it into the VCR, Ranma’s eyes went WIDE! Holy shit! Double-dildo action! The two sisters were VERY energetic and flexible... Well, then again, they were ninjas.
He held his nose to keep the blood from exploding as another scene came up... Wait... Was that... Oh, Kami-sama, that was HIM in it! Pounding Ichi while she was eating out Hitomi! What the hell!?
But all this did was bring up questions. Why were they getting on like this? Why did he have such a collection? How’d the hell he know it was a double-dildo!? And why was he getting vague but getting stronger memories of those home videos? That Nabiki liked it rough and gentle? Akane was putty if you pulled on her nipples? Ami was multi-orgasmic? Yohko could last for ten hours? And most importantly...
...
...How’d he know Kasumi had a dom fetish?
...
This was not good.
Turning off the video, Ranma needed to get dressed. He still needed breakfast. He grabbed some cameos and a t-shirt four clothing quickly, (he wasn’t used to jeans so he stuck with a material that felt suitable).
After dressing he heads downstairs, examining the house as he went. It WAS sort of shaped like how Nodoka had her house before, but the walls were obviously sturdy wood and had wallpaper rather than being made of rice-paper. And there were A LOT of interesting... ‘Devices’. Like the living room not only had a couch and a TV... But was that a torture rack? The open door to a bathroom not only had a furo but...ropes?
Ranma didn’t get to think about it for long as there came the female voice from the kitchen. “Ranma! Ready breakfast?”
“Um, yeah Mom, I’m coming!” The pigtailed man called out as he moved into the kitchen before he saw anything else that could mentally scar him. At least the kitchen seemed okay when he entered...
...Except it was in a completely western style! It was not only the area for cooking, but a large open area for eating with a table surrounded by four chairs.
Weird but he could handle that. Especially since the table top was COMPLETELY covered with food-stuffs. Eggs! Bacon! Sausage! Pancakes! Toast! OKONOMIYAKI!!!
His mouth dropped and he started to drool. Food... Glorious food!
“I know it will be along while before you get a home-cooked meal again, my manly son,” Nodoka said seriously. “So I want to make this one special.”
“No complaints here, Mom!” He said gratefully as he sat down and started to chow down. Oh MAN! Ranma couldn’t remember the last time he’d gotten to eat so much or so well! Damn, his mom could cook one hell of an okonomiyaki. Although he wondered why she had oysters as part of the meal, but hey, they were good!
Mmm... Good, good oysters!
Nodoka was wide-eyed as she watched her son eat. She never knew him to eat so fast before. He must've been in a hurry to get off on his PokéGirl Journey. Oh, such a manly son!
It took ten minutes for Ranma to demolish the spread that his mother had made for him.
Smiling, Nodoka asked her son, “Did you like it?”
Ranma sat back in his chair, his belly not even slightly extended from the feast. “Oh, I loved it, Mom!” He shot her a beaming smile.
Nodoka felt her pride grow with the smile. “Do you want anything else?”
Scratches his chin in thought for a moment, Ranma considered it. Still, he gave up in a shrug. “I dunno... That was a pretty filling meal.”
Nodoka nodded her head. “I see... Well, did you clean up before you came downstairs? If not, you may want to use the shower before you go. It will be awhile before you can use modern cleaning facilities while on the road.”
“I guess I could use a bath...” He smelled himself... He wasn’t rank but he did detect he could use a shower.
Nodoka nodded her head. “Wash up quickly then. You don’t want to be late to the Professor’s Lab.”
“Okay Mom.” He got up and headed for the bathroom.
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