[Episode 143004] [Episode 143004]“Sure thing, Mom.” Ranma hesitantly smiled, still unsure about this... But he didn’t want to disappoint her. And damn, did she know how to pack! His backpack was just as heavy like the training journey with his Pop! It would be good for his martial arts. “Well, I’ll be going then. I’ll see you later.”
“Take care, sweetie! Remember to call when you can!” Nodoka called out as she waved after him. “Show the world you’re your Samurai Mother’s little Soldier.”
Damn, could his mom embarrass him with her dirty baby-talk, (which Ranma did not know there was such a thing until a half hour ago when she decided to join him in the shower!) Now all he needed to do was find the Professor’s place. At least his mom was kind enough to point out the direction. All he had to do was make it to the edge of Phallus Town, and he could find the rather secluded laboratory.
Phallus Town... Why did that sounds so dirt-oh wait a damn second... Now he got it.
Damn! Why the hell was this place so...
So...
Perverted!?
He wiped his lips, damn! He did NOT expect to get a kiss with tongue from his Mother. He shuddered as his mind flashed to vague memories he found disturbing yet erotic at the same time.
Damn it! How he was started to feel perverted. What the hell was going on? He knew this WASN’T his world, yet he still got the feeling that it was. His mother knew him. He had SOME memories, not a lot, and very vague... But they were there and his!
And to boot, he wasn’t a virgin! And he couldn’t remember how he lost his virginity! Man, he prided himself on hanging onto it with all the ass flung his way! But here... Damn. He lost it...
And it didn’t matter he still got some MANY a time. The fact still remained, he lost it.
And probably to his cousin!
Or, at least it wasn’t as bad here. He got the distinct feeling here it was cousins more or less through adoption, like his mother and her sister were daughters taken in by grandpa. So it was okay... He guessed.
But still damn! She was his cousin in some sense!
Plus all the girls he knew... He'd banged them! How could he... He knew he wasn’t very socially good with women, but he respected them... And here he’d fucked all the girls he knew! Man, he was worse than that Ataru freak from Tomobiki! He could understand the Tendos, Yohko, and the Ichinoheis... But Ami? HIS MOM!?
He felt sick but a part of him felt damn proud of it... Man what the hell was going on?
However, Ranma wouldn't get much more time to loom over this strange turn of events... He could see a rather large building in the distance. Definitely not a mansion... But it had one hell of a telescope coming out from the domed roof!
It had to be Professor Mahogany Stroak’s Lab!
He walked toward what seemed to be a front door and rang the doorbell.
Nothing.
Ranma pressed again.
No answer.
He pressed again.
Bupkus.
Again and again. Ranma pressed the doorbell for the fiftieth time in a half hour. Christ! What was the professor doing that was taking so long!?
“HEY OPEN UP, DAMMIT!” He kicked the door once lightly.
Of course if the door wasn’t reinforced steel, a ‘light’ kick from Ranma would’ve sent a wooden door flying off its hinges.
Fortunately, after that, the door to the Professor’s residence was opened by a rather Furry-like woman. The aqueous fox/squirrel-girl seemed to be a little nervous. Her hair was out of place and she had a definite blush to her cheeks. Ranma got the strange feeling in the back of his head from the sight of her. He didn’t know how, but he knew she was a pokégirl... A ‘Vaporita’.
And when he considered it, she had probably just gotten through being ‘Tamed’. She had a light sheen on her fur to compliment the blush and mussed hair and her musk was still fresh and had the distinct aroma of semen mixed in it.
And how the fuck did he know that!?
Wiping her hair back for a moment, The Vaporita was trying to look presentable. “Sorry about the wait, Sextome. We weren’t expecting anyone to arrive this early. The professor will see you now. Please walk this way.”
“Um... All right,” Ranma answered. Following the pokégirl through the professor’s home, Ranma couldn't help but notice how nicely furnished the place was. “He can probably can afford it, thanks to the League paychecks he’s given for his work,” Ranma thought rather than speak, as he didn't want to seem rude.
Wait a minute? League? Research? How’d the hell he know that?
ARGH! Why did his memories start to feel more and more like Swiss Cheese!? He so wished instead of fragmented memories he had full ones.
It didn’t take too long before the Vaporita lead Ranma to the back of the professor’s home; an area that was just one HUGE lab. Computers were all about the room from floor to ceiling, the back wall seemed to be a series of visual communication screens. “Probably because he has a connection to PokéCenters all around the world,” Ranma muttered to himself as he looked around, just taking in the sights. “Hey! The Prof’s even got a large map of the world. I wonder what all those red dots on it stand for...” He looked at the dots, seeing if he could make any connections but... Nada
“Ranma! My, you’re here early!” Came a voice which took the pigtailed martial artist out of his thoughts. Looking around more, Ranma then noticed the Professor standing by a computer console. He was wearing his white lab-coat...
...But no pants...
...Nor underwear...
“GAAAAAAAAHH!!! PUT SOME PANTS ON, DOC!” Ranma screamed in utter horror as he covered his eyes and turned away.
Wondering why the hell Ranma was shrieking as though he had stared into the bowels of hell itself, Professor Mahogany Stroaks looked down at himself. “Oops! Sorry about that, Ranma,” The Poké Prof. apologized as he walked over to a cabinet hanging down from one of his monitors. He opened it and took out a new pair of pants which he hastily put on. “You can look now,” the professor called out.
The Vaporita in the room pouted as he owner got dressed. But she knew that they had to be ‘decent’ when they had company around.
Ranma slowly turned and looked through his fingers, seeing the Doc was decent he pulled his hands from his face. “Honestly, Doc, your pokégirl may like you pants-less but not the rest of us.”
The Vaporita stuck her tongue out cutely at Ranma.
Ranma rolled his eyes.
“Now, now, Mr. Sextome...” Prof. Mahogany Stroaks said. “What I do here is my business. And if my girl likes me pant-less, I’ll go pants-less.”
The Vaporita smiled.
“Okay, okay, whatever!” Ranma groaned as he held up his hands defensively, as if to ward off thoughts of a pants-less Prof, Mahogany Stroaks. “Lemme just get this over with and you two can go back to whatever.”
“Right then, Mr. Ranma Sextome,” The Professor began as he looked seriously at the eighteen-year-old. “I know you’ve gotten your Tamer’s License recently, and I’m willing to guess you’ve come to me for your first Pokégirl, right?”
“You’d be right.” Although Ranma was still clueless he figured better go with the flow.
“Okay, Ranma, have you given this some thought as to what you want?” Prof. Stroaks asked. “You’re lucky, getting here not only first, but early. You can take your time to make a choice if you've not the idea yet... And they’re all open for you.”
“Um, okay...” Ranma said slowly. “So, what are my choices?”
“Well, Ranma by boy, these are the choices, I have a girl for each of the major elements.” The older man walked over to a console and brought up PokéDex entries of the available girls.
Ranma looked at the screen.
The Normal-type, Tigress.
The Electric-type, Peekabu.
The Plant-type, Elf.
The Water-type, Vaporita.
The Fire-type, Vixxen.
“There are far more elements, but the most common are Normal, Electric, Fire, Water, and Plant.” Prof. Mahogany said seriously. “So these are the five available today.”
Ranma nodded his head as he considered that. “Okay, how about I go with the...”
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