[Episode 143575] [Episode 143575]As soon as the creature they thought was a PokéGirl was subdued, Cheech and Chong of Team Bong pulled him out of the rubble, still dazed (not that Team Bong was any better, really). Then they started pulling off Kenshin's clothes.
Now, if these were your run-of-the-mill Tamers, they would've quickly discovered that Himura Kenshin was the wrong gender to be a PokéGirl, probably giving them pause, and then leaving him alone or perhaps going so far as apologizing and tending to his injuries. However, due to a number of illegal PokéBalls floating around capable of turning men into PokéGirls, there was no real guarantee that he would then remain unmolested, but it was likely to be the case.
Cheech and Chong had no illegal PokéBalls, but that certainly didn't mean that they didn't have any other form of contraband. They did, and used it regularly.
This is why they were called 'Team Bong', after all.
"Holy crap!" Cheech began, "this Amazon-Wu is really flatchested! No boobs to speak of at all, man! I don' like it. I like my PokéGirls with big 'uns."
"Well, if you don't want her, I'll tame her!" Chong gave a leering grin as he unzipped his fly.
"Oro~~~…" Kenshin moaned weakly, still quite KO-ed, as he was stripped bare. Team Bong, stoned out of their minds, ignored the extraneous organs indicating that they were not dealing with a PokéGirl, and focused their attention on the one orifice they found.
Was this the end of Kenshin's anal virginity?
NO! Kenshin was just coming out of his stupor when a savior showed up. Dressed in a white gi top and blue hakama, the slight shape stepped out to confront Team Bong. A bokken was held firmly in the figure's right hand. "What do you think you're doing," came the harsh, dangerous voice.
Chong was startled out of his attempt to make hash of Kenshin's rear vent. He and his colleague Cheech looked dazedly up at the intruder. "What luck!" Cheech exclaimed happily, "Two Amazon-Wus in one night, and this one has bigger gozongas!"
Kamiya Kaoru blinked at Cheech's statement, and was not offended by his assessment of her assets. Rather, she felt sorry for the Amazon-Wu Cheech was talking about. Then she blinked again as she took in more of the scene, as she finally noticed that Chong was getting ready to ream the ass of a rather effeminate, but still quite male person. "You two are doped up more than usual!" she said angrily. "That's a guy!"
"But I found a hole!" whined Chong.
"That's his ass, dickweed!"
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