Chong looked again at the person he was about to assrape. He scratched his head in thought. "I guess that does explain a lot," he said in a kind of… reluctant understanding.
Kaoru blinked at them, staring at them evenly. "Leave it up to Team Bong to miss the obvious," she remarked.
"I guess we'll have to settle for just you, pokéchica. CHEETIT! I screw you!" shouted Cheech, pulling out the PokéBall once more.
Their favorite PokéGirl, Cheetit, expanded yet again, and landed as catlike as her body suggested in front of Kaoru. She did some rather silly sentai poses, then moved on to some very hentai poses. "CHEETIT!" Cheetit called her breed-name.
Kaoru sent a glare at the pair in disgust. "You morons! Any doofus knows Cheetit's weak against Fighting types like me!" she growled in frustration at being treated like a chump.
(Miles away, a young Tamer named Ash Sexum sneezed.)
"CheeTIT Cheetit-TIT!" interjected Cheetit.
Kaoru grit her teeth. As a PokéGirl herself, she instinctively understood all breed-languages. "Who's got fat thighs, kitty! I'll have you know these babies are fed nice, healthy rice!" she answered, patting her thigh for emphasis.
"Tit! CHEE-Cheetit-tit!" the Cheetit snarked. Well, Kenshin assumed she snarked. Whatever the… PokéGirl said, it certainly had a snarking quality about it.
"NO, I'm not about to evolve into a Sumolass!" Kaoru answered hotly, thrusting out her bokken in front of her in a ready stance. "Ya got the wrong order anyway, you stupid pussy!"
Cheech leered obscenely. "I wanna split some Amazon-Wu pussy! CHEETIT, Rocket Lunge and Tackle!"
Kaoru took exception to the lewd comment. "You're not gonna split any puss… aw, crap!" she finished, realizing she took her eyes off her opponent. That was a no-no!
"CHEETIT!"
*LUNGE!* *TACKLE!* *SPIN CYCLE!*
"WAAAAaaaaaAAAAAaaaaHHHHhhhh!!!" squealed Kaoru as she was spun around and around in the centrifuge that was the Cheetit's 'Rocket Lunge and Tackle' attack. When it was all over, she lay face-up on the ground, her eyes all a-spiny. (@.@)
"CheeTIT!" crowed Cheetit in triumph.
Cheech and Chong did a high-five. "Good work, Cheetit! Now we can score that Acapulco Gold we've always been wanting!" Although Acapulco no longer existed, the shit grown in that region was still called 'Acapulco Gold', for reasons not entirely clear to the residents or the world. He pulled out an obviously modified PokéBall… the bailing wire and spit made it clear that it was indeed modified. "Let's see if the 'ball we modified will suck her… hey, where'd she go?"
It almost seemed like Kaoru the Amazon-Wu vanished into thin air while their backs were turned.
"Ah, never mind her. We still got the other Amazon-Wu," reasoned Chong.
"But that's still two days of Acapulco Gold we can't get, Chong!" said Cheech in annoyance.
Cheetit rolled her eyes and slapped her forehead. Even Feralborn, she was smarter than these two idiots. Why couldn't they find honest work to support their stupid habit? Seemed like a lot less of a bother, as the two kept screwing things up.
"There she is!" shouted Chong, pointing down the street. "She's being carried away by that first Amazon-Wu! CHEETIT! Go get 'em!"
Cheetit sighed. So much for that. She took off down the street with her super speed.
Meanwhile, Kenshin was carrying Kaoru, fireman style, down the street. He had recovered his clothes and was now wearing them again. Kaoru, blushing fiercely to being held by this beautiful, heroic man, suddenly grew flustered. "Hey! Put me down! I can't let that fleabag beat me!"
"A retreat seems in order, that it is," said Kenshin in that super-humble level of speech he had. "Ah, it seems we have company, that we have," he said, noticing their pursuer.
He jumped at precisely the right time, and Cheetit flew under his lets to crash through a fence.
*CRICK!* "Oro!" squeaked Kenshin as something very painful happened in his nethers. He dropped Kaoru, then dropped to the ground and assumed the butt-to-the-sky position — you know the one! "Dislocated groin," groaned the lone, displaced samurai.
"Dislocated brain!" countered the steamed Kaoru.
Meanwhile, the rapidly-recovering Cheetit emerged from the rubble…
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