[Episode 144240] [Episode 144240]And so, as Bison went about his usual schedule of fucking his AmazonChan pokéwoman “Killer Bee” up the ass harshly after a hard day’s work of causing global-level terrorism and illegal stolen pokégirl trafficking, the real culprit as to his missing scientist and pet project was also having work done with ‘down south’...
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The Lick King, formerly known simply as Professor Jonathan Leon Diggers, was the previously the head of all Research Departments in the Shadow League, and like his son Theodore specialized in Magic-type pokégirls. At some point it is believed that one of his experiments corrupted his mind and sent him on a path of madness, a route which came to a head a nearly twenty years after his assistant Chris (later to be known as Shadow Cat) was assigned a position as his assistant. At which point his recent experiment, which was highly illegal, (as well as completely immoral after all you don’t experiment on family) went ‘screwy’. After the debacle of that situation the Lick King went on the lamb; considered a top priority of the Shadow League given that he was at one point a high ranking official. He was to be silenced or captured for the protection of Shadow League security reasons...
...And yet, he still managed to evade them...
...Though currently, not in one piece, as he needed a steady hand to reattach his ‘happy place’.
“I told you, that Taming a Tigress THAT young would lead to nothing but trouble,” Natasha, a Vampire pokégirl, and Alpha of Lick King’s Harem snarled as she moved needle through flesh.
“Shut up, and just reattach it, already!” The Lick growled irritably as he sat back on his throne, pants down. (What is it with PokéGirl Researchers forgoing pants anyway?)
“Oh like you even need it, you’re enough of an undead prick without one,” Natasha grumbled as she held it steady and continued pressing the needle and thread back and forth with practiced ease... Seems this wasn’t the first time it happened...
The Lick King’s eyebrow twitched. He may have been undead because of his experimentation with Ghost and Dark-type pokégirls, but that didn’t mean he didn’t ENJOY female companionship. “Just make sure you’re hand is steady THIS time. I didn’t enjoy how it slightly bent to the right every time I got a hard-on!”
Rolling her eyes, Natasha grumbled, “Bitch, bitch, bitch, is that all you ever do? Besides, you should be happy we found it within twenty-four hours. Last time we had to attach your middle finger.”
His eyes narrowing, the Lick King let out a small growl as he glared down at the Vampire PokéGirl kneeling between his legs, reattaching his happy place. It wouldn’t have been so bad if they used his left arm, it’s not like he used it much anyway.
Shaking his head to dispel such unpleasant memories, the Lick King turned to look at the two pokégirls he had running a console. “How about tracking that little beast? Did the tracker go back online at all?”
The Succubus Phillipa shook her head. “No, Master. It’s been off since the signal was abruptly lost when she crossed over from Route Four into Mt. Mooning territory.”
“BLAST!” The Lick King growled and slammed a fist down on the stone armrest of his onyx throne.
“You know, Master,” Maharet, ANOTHER Panthress, spoke up as she looked over at her master from her place next to Phillipa at the console. “It might not be so bad. She could be dead and no one will be able to trace her to you.”
“Not a chance,” Lick growled. “She’s too strong to just ‘go down’. Tomoe and I knew what we were doing.”
Scratching her chin as she took that information in thought, Phillipa then asked, “Speaking of which, WHERE did that weirdo get to with that bitchy redhead Goth of his?”
A smile slowly graced the lips of the evil Gym Leader of the Shadow League. “Professor Tomoe went out to personally acquire the aide of two Bounty Hunters... And the funny part is, neither he, nor Kaolinite will have to lie to gain their help in his endeavor...” He chuckled darkly. “After all, Panthresses already have a bounty on their head,” He turned to look at Maharet, “Don’t they, my dear?”
Maharet scowled. It was no surprise to her, what with how often people attacked her without hesitation in hopes of cashing in on her head. Damn cheap bastards wanting to make a quick standard league credit.
Unlike her quickly-angering companion, Phillipa nodded her head. “So basically, they can get Bounty Hunters searching with a legitimate reason. Then what?”
“What Professor Tomoe does with that Panthress daughter of his, I really don’t care,” Lick King said. “If he manages to bring her back alive, it’ll give us a chance to restart my ‘Ultimate Bio-Weapon’ project...”
“You mean,” Natasha spoke up, stopping her sewing for a moment. “You think that little girl could possibly replace your ‘Grave Digger’?”
Nodding his head to that, it confirmed Natasha’s suspicions. “Quite possibly,” The Lick admitted. “Quite possibly...”
Her eyes narrowing, the Vampire pokégirl outright asked, “You’re a pedophile, you know that? What is it with you and SHORT, PETITE, UNDERAGE Catgirls!?”
“Well...” The Lick King started slowly, tapping his index fingers in thought for a moment. “In this case, because I spent much more of my resources into making her the ultimate Tigress. Adding that Shadowcat pokégirl DNA to give her psychic-powers was ingenious, though I myself am curious as to where Tomoe had gotten all that Forbidden Tech... And let me tell you, performing that ritual of summoning a Daimon to ‘bless’ was little thing was no picnic either. Really drained some of my magic reserves at the time.”
After a moment more, the Lick King added, “Besides, I LIKE short, petite, and UNDERAGE cat-like pokégirls! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAOOOOOWWW!!!” The Shadow League Gym Leader bellowed as Natasha pulled off his nearly stitched back on pecker. “YOU TRYING TO RUIN IT FURTHER!?!?”
Looking up at her master with a large smile of fangs, Natasha said, “Oopsies! My mistake, Master,” She apologized as she held his limp member in her hand.
Lick King growled as he glared down at his evilly grinning Vampire. He had Natasha as his Alpha because not only was she easily the strongest of all his pokégirls. Yes, even more powerful than his Widow, Dark Weaver.
Unfortunately, she was also his LEAST faithful pokégirl. Oh well, that’s what domination and sex-toys were for. He loved their back and forth game of her trying to get some ground before he fucked her back into her rightful place. And he was sure to do that, once he got his dick reattached properly.
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“And you see, that’s my problem, ladies...” Professor Tomoe sighed as he talked to the two pokégirls in matching uniforms. “There’s a dangerous Panthress on the loose out there, and as an upright citizen, I cannot allow it to run free...”
“We understand,” The tall blonde said as she crossed her arms over her chest.
The teal-haired woman next to her nodded her head. “The seas will become ever-so-restless as long as an evil and dangerous pokégirl is allowed to roam the lands unchecked.”
The blonde then smirked “And the fact you’re gonna be paying us an assload of league credits doesn’t hurt either.” She frowned. “It is two-hundred and fifty thousand each and not together, right?”
“Of course,” Professor Tomoe said.
“Five-hundred thousand credits, all together,” The redheaded pokégirl Kaolinite summarized.
The blonde pokégirl smirked as she looked over to her partner. “Do you know what this means?”
Grinning evilly, the teal-haired one said, “Of course...”
Both professor Tomoe and Kaolinite blinked as music started playing from nowhere
“True protectors of the skies and seas!” The teal woman said as she posed off to the left
“Defending the world for you and me!” The blonde said as she pressed her back to the other woman’s and posed to the right
“To denounce the evils of BDSM!” The teal-haired woman pointed up with her left arm.
“To not need any sex from male scum!” The blonde made a fist with her right hand as she raised it high.
“Michiru!” The teal-tressed pokégirl declared her name.
“Haruka!” Declared the blonde.
“Team Outer, speed off to take what we need!” Michiru said as she made an ‘x’ with her arms in front of her.
“Be it Heart Crystal or Star Seed!” Added Haruka as she made a ‘t’ with her arms in front of her, her right fist still head up straight.
“THAT’S RIGHT!” Both said quickly as fireworks went off behind them, a large red rubber ‘O’ inflating. They couldn’t find a Merrowl that would join them on their quest to steal liberate hot and sexy pokégirls from male Tamers.
Whistling as the fireworks died down, Prof. Tomoe couldn’t help but say, “That sure is one Big O...”
“Wish you could give me one...” Kaolinite grumbled irritably.
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