[Episode 146440] [Episode 146440]Seeing that his old friend was actually serious, Soun wondered if this was going to end with him being put in a coffin. “Are you sure you said super enough?” Soun deadpanned.
“Yes!” Genma exclaimed.
Frowning at his friend, Soun just wondered if he should just ride it out until his Master returned. As horrible as those two outsider barbarians were, they would surely be defeated when they tried to keep him away from Ranma. “I still think we should just let them have their way. I don’t want to be barbecued again.” Those girls knew very painful chi attacks.
“You read my mind old friend,” Genma agreed.
Blinking in confusion, Soun could only give the all encompassing reply when people are in that state. “Huh?”
“We do nothing, nada, zilch!” Genma said. “Ranma’s other fiancées will deal with them, or that old prune from China.”
“And when they all die horrible, screaming deaths at the hands of those witches, Ranma will be forced to get rid of them!” Soun concluded. “They can’t even do anything to us because we’ll be doing nothing! It’s genius!”
Genma blinked at that last part, and then shrugged. Two birds with one stone, he was even more brilliant than he originally thought. Well, the time for thinking was over, now he needed food.
Meanwhile in the bathroom…
“I should have seen this coming,” Ranma mumbled to himself while Six sat behind him and hummed a little tune. Over in the corner Jane sat on a stool, either enjoying the view, or just basking in Ranma’s embarrassment. Either way was better than letting her wander off in the pigtailed boy’s opinion.
Six hummed to herself as she ran her fingers through her husband’s wet and soapy hair before pulling his head back down to rest on her breasts and get a better view for the current task at hand. Not for the first time the dragon wanted to criticize the boy on how badly he had taken care of his hair up until this point, and found herself fighting the urge down again. Although Six may be a dragon now, that also meant she needed to follow certain rules of her race even better than she had when she was a whyrm, and criticizing your husband over something over trivial things like hair just wasn’t done.
“So Jane, what’re your plans for when Ranma and I are gone today?” Six asked as she started to undo the boy’s pigtail.
“Ranma and I?” Ranma muttered with a bit of terror in his voice. When neither of the girls seemed to notice his comment, Ranma quick ran through the list of things he had planned to do today. It was a pretty short list considering that the only thing on it was going to school. Oh, NO! he thought in horror.
“Eh, I was thinking I’d just tag along with you two,” Jane replied with a shrug. Completely missing Ranma mouth ‘us two’ to himself, she kept talking, “I mean with Ranma gone this place wouldn’t be… fit for someone like me.” Looking at the pair in the tub, Jane could tell from Six’s scowl that the other dragon had noticed her slip when she almost said that it wouldn’t be any fun.
“Well I suppose that’s for the best,” Six agreed. At least that way Ranma could keep an eye on her. Six just hoped that the other dragon had enough decorum to actually obey their husband’s commands; like Jane had done it so far. Which only backed up Jane’s private theory that Ranma liked it when she seduced him and was just playing hard to get. If Ranma wanted her to stop all he had to do was say so, which he never did.
Seeing that things were only going to get worse if things continued, Ranma’s panic quickly over rid his caution and he jumped up in the bath to get the two dragons’ attentions. “Wait a second TIME OUT,” he said as he did the hand signal just to make sure they understood. Then, spinning around to Six, he looked down at the bustier of the duo with a expression born of fear and anger. “What do you mean when Ranma and I are gone?” He could have made a mistake after all. Blinking in confusion, Six craned her neck up to look her husband in the face, and made an effort to hide her discomfort. “Well Sire, you said you said you were going to this uh… school(?) place today, and I thought I should come along since she is accompanying you,” Six answered before tilting her head back down to an alignment more suitable for her current form.
“You-” Whatever Ranma was attempting to say was quickly cut off when he realized just what part of his body was now on even level with Six’s face… and merely inches from her nose. Then, reacting in typical Ranma fashion, he let out a cry before covering up the male part of his anatomy and quickly dropping down in the furo as far as he could without cutting off his oxygen supply.
“Sire?” Six asked as she moved closer to check on her husband. All the meanwhile giving Ranma two very good reminders that she too was butt naked, and knew enough about the human form to make a perfect copy of one.
“What the hell has got you upset now?” Jane asked in an annoyed tone.
“You-I mean, she’s-I… OH forget it,” Ranma finally said as he closed his eyes and stood up to get out of the bath while wondering just how much longer it was going to be until one of his fiancées walked in during a moment like this and killed him… or tried to kill him and ended up dragon chow.
A few seconds later Ranma was putting on his shirt and turned around to see that Six had already done that trick of hers to make clothes come out of nowhere. When it came to Six’s choice in clothes, she had a bit more modesty that the other dragon, and the same kind of gloves. A silk orange dress that was the same color of most of her skin when she was in her natural form covered enough of her body above her waist that would make it actually legal in public, but it still showed more cleavage than anything Ranma had even seen, or worn, before. When it came to the skirt, the thing was divided so much that half of it was practically missing, and even the slightest breeze could let everyone see that even Six’s panties were color coordinated with the rest of her outfit.
At least she remembered to wear panties this time, Ranma reminded himself. “Well come on, I want to get downstairs before my old man eats my food.” While the dragons had Kasumi bring Ranma’s breakfast up to him on Sunday, she had thought that was because he was sick.
Taking a second to look at Jane’s slightly annoyed face, Six turned her attention back to her husband. “He couldn’t possibly be that stupid, right?” Then when Ranma and Jane looked at her as if she had grown another head, the dragon sighed. “Right, stupid question.” The man had continued to protest their being around after she had run enough electricity through him to light up New York after all.
Maybe changing him into a panda and locking his transformation would shut the old man up. Even if Six and Jane didn’t know how to remove the magic, didn’t mean they didn’t have some control over it.
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