Her Ranma, just thinking about her future husband made Ukyo sigh. Over the Summer break Ranma had gone to one of those UFC tournaments and gotten the money for a plane ticket to China so he could go get his cure. He didn’t take Akane, and that Chinese bimbo didn’t know he was gone for two days. Ukyo couldn’t of gone with him of course. Too much business would have been lost just to have to sleep outside in the wild. The fact that he understood that, and knew saying no to him would have been hard on her, made the chef just know as soon as Ranma came back a real man they would get married.
“Hey did you hear about Ranma’s fiancées?”
Blinking as that bit of schoolyard gossip found its way to her ears, Ukyo looked over to the two girls on her left that were talking. She didn’t recognize either of them, but thanks to her martial artist status, not many girls hung around her.
“Can you believe what that one was wearing?”
Ukyo looked down at her clothes and frowned. Okay, so she was dressed in a boy’s uniform, it wasn’t that uncommon, and sure as heck didn’t deserve the kind of disgusted tone that she said it in. She was about to go over and demand an apology before beating it out of them, but the sight of Akane walking to the building in anger was more important. Shampoo had probably done something… like make everyone think that Ranma had gone to China after a cure when she really kidnapped him to do the unthinkable in her village!
“Akane! Hey Akane wait up!” Ukyo ran over to the girl on the other side of the field as fast as she could to catch up before that idiot Kuno showed up and made her too angry to even talk to. That is if she wasn’t already there. When she finally caught the girl, Akane looked over to her with a frown, but didn’t say a word. “So Ranma-honey isn’t back from China yet?” she asked with a bit more worry in her voice than she had intended. Ukyo thought he would of at least come back before the start of the new school year, but that had been last week.
Surprised by the voice behind her, and not to mention the question, Akane whirled on the girl who would of dared bring up her most hated subject; but quickly fell into confusion when she saw Ukyo. The confusion lasted for a few moments before she decided what to do. She supposed Ukyo deserved to know what was going on, the girl was technically Ranma’s fiancée too after all… in a way… sort of.
“That perverted bastard came back in the middle of the night the day before yesterday,” the youngest Tendo told Ukyo harshly. “All he’s been doing since then is have nonstop sex with two girls that he brought back with him from China.”
“What’re you talking about?” Ukyo mumbled. If Akane was having one of her tantrums, then talking to her would be impossible.
“Just look at him!” Akane yelled while pointing an accusing finger at the boy in question. Akane would of dealt with them both in front of everyone now that they were at school, but knocking Kuno around just a few minutes ago had already worn her out. So Ukyo scaring those whores off would have to do this time.
Looking over to where the other girl pointed before she stomped off, Ukyo had to concentrate to keep her jaw from dropping. There was her Ranma, as handsome and perfect as ever, with the two women that Akane had mentioned literally hanging on him. For the first time ever, Ukyo had to agree with Akane initial assessment, these girls were street trash. The one dressed in the purple… outfit (and Ukyo was using the term loosely) was literally hanging on Ranma’s arm and bending down to whisper in his ear, while the one in orange was flashing her panties with every stride and holding his other hand.
“So if you don’t want to go here, and you don’t need to, then just why are we here?” Jane asked her husband as she looked around the institution. All over the place the beings that were barely more than hairless monkeys chattered and pointed at her and Six… and probably Ranma too from the conversations her sensitive hearing could pick up.
The boys were jealous and angry that Ranma had gotten two more hot women, while the girls went on and on about the way Jane and Six were dressed, to comments about poor Akane and her cheating fiancée. Jane paid little of it any mind, except for a few comments from the females saying that Ranma should be neutered, and some ideas that came from the male students about what they’d do if she were to actually try and bed them.
Ranma rolled his eyes at Jane. “Why can’t you just drop this?”
“Because I don’t like to lose an argument, and it sickens me to watch someone who can rise above these pathetic vermin at a whim simply lay back and drown in a sea of mediocrity,” Jane mumbled while throwing a rather pathetic looking group of boys that could only be described as nerds a look that promised the idiots hours of extreme pain before they died if they tried to ‘get the complete set’ at the same time.
“RANMA!”
The reactions of everyone in the schoolyard were instantaneous. The more foolhardy group of students heard the voice or the enraged martial artist and quickly ran toward the fight that would soon ensue, the smarter students (all two of them) got as far away from the gathering crowd and any objects that would soon be destroyed in the crossfire, Ranma froze and looked over to the voice with a sense of dread, while Jane dislodged herself from Ranma, and Six just held his hand like normal, if a little more tightly.
“Who’s that Sire?” Six asked as she looked over to the girl walking over to them in the boy’s clothing and the large… shovel on her back? Heck, if it wasn’t for her dragon eyesight that let her see auras, Six would of thought she was a slightly feminine boy.
“Hey, just what are you doing with MY fiancé?” Ukyo demanded as she grabbed her battle spatula and prepared to beat those floozies of her Ranchan.
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