"I think P-chan went to find a nice tree and Nabiki went to keep an eye on him," said Kasumi. "Why is the lighting so strange?"
"Folded space," indicated Quistis. "The Forest Of Doors is a place where even the sunlight loses its sense of direction. Neither time nor space proceeds in what you might consider a normal fashion."
"BWEE?!" said Ryoga, astonished that he'd found his way back without any problems.
"So where's Nabiki?" asked Soun.
"Wandering through non-contiguous space apparently," said Quistis. "Now it looks like it might rain, so I suggest we get to the next stop. We'll send someone to fetch Miss Tendo when we get to the palace."
"B-b-b-but," complained Soun.
A wind whistled past. Those who cared to note such things might have seen where the grass in the Forest seemed to writhe as if it couldn't decide which way to bend.
"Indeed, if a monster were to encounter Nabiki, 'twould be my guess that it will come out the poorer in the deal," opined Kuno.
"B-b-b-but," complained Soun.
"Watch," instructed Quistis, picking up a rock and throwing it into the Forest. It sailed behind a tree, flitted between two other trees, and finally came sailing back out to land on the grass outside the forest.
"It's going to rain soon, we should get going," said the driver from his dry seat aboard the bus.
"NABIKI!" yelled Soun, charging off into the Forest.
Quistis sighed and started for the bus, noting idly that Ranma had apparently taken a glance at the Forest, then come back to find a seat and was back to sleeping. Strapped in though.
Soun came running out of the Forest, looked around in bewilderment, then turned around to run back in.
The Driver revved up his engine and had begun moving forward when the others decided finally to come back inside.
"Next stop - Bottomless Lake," announced the driver.
"WAIT! I HATH NOT YET - OOOF! OW! AGH!"
"Shampoo say those not Charmin but you better stop squeeze anyway."
"Oh great, I've got a pig in my pants again."
"BWEEEEEEEEEEEE! HURCK!"
"Now I've got a motion-sick pig throwing-up in my pants. How can this day get any worse?!"
"What? Where?" Hiroshi looked around. An old warehouse or something. He was wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts and tied to a chair. "How?"
"So you're finally awake," said the girl from before. CRACK!
"A whip?" asked Hiroshi.
"You're going to tell me where Ranma Saotome is," said the girl, pulling the whip taut between two hands.
"I don't know," said Hiroshi.
"Since you refuse to tell me, I'll have to extract the information in less pleasant ways."
"Oh, hurt me," said Hiroshi.
"Yes, well, I had planned on pouring hot wax on your male member, but you're too small a target to do the job properly," said the leather clad girl.
"What? I'm not small," insisted Hiroshi.
"Well, it doesn't matter much," confessed the girl, taking what looked like thick sheets covered with some substance out of a steaming box. "Let's start with one of the torture methods developed in the last century. The hot wax body hair removal."
SLAP!
"Ouch! Hey that actually feels pretty good," said Hiroshi as the cloth landed on his chest.
The girl waited a few moments, circling him, then reached over and grabbed one corner.
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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