How will you do THAT?
PRETEND TO BE A POWERFUL SPIRIT!
Which spirit?
UH... ER... NAPOLEON!
Napoleon? Well, okay... Speaking in a somewhat spooky voice, you pretend to be the former French Dictator. The girls listen to you in shock.
"WHAT THE #@%& IS NAPOLEON'S GHOST DOING IN MY #$%&ING HOME!?" Haruka screams out, unaware of the fact she has not gotten into Michiru's pantioes yet, and so is not the 'lord' of this house quite yet.
"Are we on some sort of hidden camera show?" Michiru asks of no one in particular.
SAY, 'NO, THIS IS NOT A HIDDEN CAMERA SHOW! I AM GENERAL NAPOLEON BONNEPART, AND I WILL MAKE YOU POWERFUL BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS.'
Haruka and Michiru start laughing. This is too absurd.
STINKING BITCHES.
Hey, I wasn't the one to tell you to pretend to be Napoleon! Speaking of which, WHY THE HELL DID YOU PRETEND TO BE NAPOLEON!?
THEY'D TRUST HIM MORE THAN THEY WOULD A GENERAL OF THE NEGAVERSE.
... Good point...
Well, what next?
OFFER THEM CANDY!
Candy!?
YES, CANDY.
... Hoo boy, are you scraping the bottom of the barrel or what? You offer to give them candy, but Michiru refuses and Haruka says only if you give her licorice panties.
... HARUKA IS A PERVERT, HUH?
Oh, and a guy that screws women to convert them to his cause isn't?
THIS IS DIFFERENT!
Sure it is...
Well, what will you try next?
Well, that's one way to make sure they won't become a threat.
Heh. Let's see if they'll listen.
Well, she would be the easier of teh two to convert.
Converting the butch bitch first, eh?
(You might say what’s the point, but it’ll make them easier to deal with)
Like what?
LIKE THIS!
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(Posted Sun, 08 Dec 2002 20:23)
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