Who
HEY, THE AMAZON BIMBO CAN DO IT, WHY CAN’T IT?
Point… but you don’t have that Shampoo that Shampoo used.
SUBSTITUTE MY DARK KINGDOM POWERS
That on the other hand, might do it...
You back flip over the two girls, quickly using you powers to manipulate their mind while you comb and style their hair. Their memories of the last conversation quickly fade.
“Who’s there?!” demanded Haruka, showing that you’re little gamble worked. “Haruka, you hair looks a little different,” stated Michiru.
Haruka blinked and touched the top of her head, she then took a look at Michiru. “Hey, you look good with a braid!”
“What?” asked Michiru as she touched her hair. “What’s going on here? Who’s there? Please, why are you in my house!”
SAY ‘THERE IS NO REASON TO BE AFRAID’
“Where are you?” hissed Haruka.
SAY ‘RIGHT BEHIND YOU’
The outer flipped around with lightning speed, to see... absolutely nothing.
“Quit fucking around!’
SAY ‘I’M NOT. I’M INVISIBLE.’
Michiru blinked. “You’re Invisible?”
SAY ‘YES’
“Bullshit!” exclaimed Haruka, “People can’t really do that!”
LIFT AND OBJECT AND WAVE IT INFRONT OF HER FACE
“What the fuck…” mumbled Haruka.
PLACE IT IN HER HANDS, MOVE, AND SAY ‘SEE’
Haruka gulps and looks side to side not quite so sure of herself.
“Okay! Take what you want!” exclaimed Michiru, “Just don’t rape us!”
FACE-FALL
You slam into the ground face first with a mighty thud.
The two sweat-drop.
STAND UP AND MAKE THEM AN OFFER THEY CAN’T REFUSE.
Oh, like what?
LOOK AT THEIR INVENTORYIES
Michiru:
Powers of Neptune (Inactive)
Love for Sailor Uranus (20% Active)
Mad musical Talent
Homemaking abilities.
Geas of Loyalty to Serenity and Crystal Tokyo (Inactive)
Haruka:
Powers of Uranus (Inactive)
Love for Sailor Neptune (15% Active)
1337 Racing Skillz
Basic Martial Arts Skillz
Fear of men rooted in suppressed childhood abuse.
Geas of Loyalty to Serenity and Crystal Tokyo (Inactive)
HARUKA HAS WHAT?!
It kinda makes sense when you think about it.
SOMEONE IS GOING TO DIE!
Good man!
Gain 1 Karma point. You are now at –19 Karma.
SAY ‘BEFORE I CAN EXPLAIN, PLEASE HOLD STILL AND CLOSE YOUR EYES. I WILL NOIT HARM YOU IN ANY WAY’
They look to each other and slowly consent.
BREAK GEAS ON HARUKA AND MICHIRU
As you did with Setsuna, you use your Dark Kingdom powers and Mad Martial Arts Skillz to break the geas.
The look at you wondering what’s going on.
SAY ‘BOTH OF YOU WERE UNDER AN ‘EVIL’ SPELL THAT WOULD HAVE EVENTUALLY AFFECTED YOUR MINDS. I HAD TO BREAK IT.’
“Why would someone what to put a spell on us?” asked Michiru
SAY ‘YOU HAVE POTENTIAL FOR GREAT POWER’
“Bullshit,” exclaimed Haruka.
SAY ‘WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO PROVE IT?’
Haruka snorted and said, “I’d like to see you try.”
SAY ‘IT WILL NOT BE A PLEASANT EXPERENCE...”
Haruka scoffed, “Fine, fine, whatever…”
SAVE GAME
Saving Data...
Game Saved
UNLOCK HARUKA’S REPRESSED MEMORIES.
You use your Dark Kingdom powers and Mad Martial Arts Skillz to unlock her repressed memories of abuse.
Haruka stumbles in place, almost falling down. “Oh… oh my god…” she muttered and she stumbled her way into the living room.
She looked up into space, and said, “I... I believe you...”
Michiru, obviously freaked out said, “What do you want?”
SAY ‘TO UNLOCK YOUR DESTINY’
“Our what?” she asked
SAY ‘RIGHT NOW IN THE WORLD THERE ARE TWO GROUPS BATTLEING FOR SUPREMACY. ONE GOOD, ONE EVIL. THE EVIL GROUP SEEKS TO ENSLAVE HUMANITY WHILE THE GOOD GROUP WANT TO REMOVE ALL EVIL FROM THE HUMAN HEART. BOTH MUST BE STOPPED.’
Oh, good one…
HEY, IT’S THE TRUTH!
If that’s really what you think, then congratulations, you’re an Anti-Hero in progress!
WHATEVER, BACK ON SUBJECT!
“But wouldn’t removing evil from people’s hearts be a good thing?” asked Michiru.
SAY ‘NO. WHAT MAKES GOOD WORTHWHILE IS THE CHOICE TO BE GOOD. TOTALLY DESTROY EVIL AND THE BALANCE WILL BE DESTROYED. FREEWILL WILL CEASE TO EXSIST, AND GOOD WILL BECOME WORTLESS.’
“i... I see,” she replied
“So, what does this have to do with us?” asked Haruka.
SAY ‘YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE POWERFUL WARRIORS FOR EITHER SIDE. I WANT YOU TO JOIN MINE.’
“And which is that?” asked Haruka.
SAY ‘I’M A GENERAL IN THE DARK KINGDOM. RIGHT NOW I’M PLANING A COUP. I WILL GAIN CONTROL OF THE DARK FORCES AND PREVENT THEIR PLANS FROM COMING TO FRUITION.’
”And what about the so called ‘good’ side,” snarled Haruka. “It sounds like they need to be dealt with as well.”
SAY ‘I THEY’RE NEXT ON THE LIST, IT’S JUST BEST TO DEAL WITH ONE THREAT AT A TIME’
‘Good idea... so, what’s in it for us?” asked Haruka
SAY ‘INCREADABLE POWER, AND YOU WILL BE RULING AT MY SIDE.’
“Are you going to be taking over the world?” asked Michiru.
SAY ‘HELL NO. I’M NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO WANT THIS MESS!’
Haruka smirked, “Good anwswer... so, what they hell do you look like? Quit hiding and talk to use like a real person.”
SIT DOWN IN A CHAIR AND BECOME VISIBLE
You do so. They both jump back at seeing you appear from nowhere.
ASK ‘BETTER’?
“Yeah, thanks,” replied Haruka.
SAY ‘NO PROBLEM’
Michiru looks you in the eyes and askes, ‘So, you’re basically asking us to help you save the world?’
SAY ‘BINGO’
She nodded, and looked at each other, and they quickly conversed. A moment later Michiru “What do we have to do.”
SAY ‘THAT’LL BE THE PROBLEM...”
“Oh?” asked Haruka.
SIGH AND SAY ‘ME’
Both of the girls blinked “Huh?”
SAY ‘I OLNY KNOW ONE WAY TO UNLOCK YOUR POWERS. INORDER TO ACTIVEATE YOUR POWERS WE’LL HAVE TO HAVE SEX. BEFORE YOU ANSWER, JUST REMEMBER, YOU’RE DOING IT FOR THE WORLD.’
Ouch, bad pun!
I KNOW!
Both of the unawakened Outers look you wide eyes. Michiru was blushing a deep shade of crimson and was demurely covering her face, while Haruka we even a brighter shade of read and had a humorously twisted expression of shock on her face.
“Can... can we talk about this for a moment?” stammered out Michiru.
“Yeah... talk.” murmured Haruka.
SAY ‘NO PROBLEM’
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(Posted Sun, 08 Dec 2002 21:45)
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