Akane's thoughts raced. She had to come up with a wish that saved Kasumi, while preventing Ranma from becoming trapped in the lamp and keeping it out of the hands of Happousai. She did have an idea, but wasn't sure that it would work as she hoped. If only she had more time! She simply had to take the chance and trust Ranma to do it right.
"Ranma," she said, "you have to repeat this wish exactly as I say it, okay?" She leaned forwards and lowered her voice, not wanting Kasumi or her father to hear about Kasumi's cancer. "Say 'I wish that Happousai would arrive, take the lamp and wish for Kasumi's cancer to be cured.' Please hurry, before something goes wrong." Already she could feel the forces of chaos that permeated Nerima straining to introduce random interruptions and disrupting characters. If they waited even a minute longer, the Doujou would be teeming with bungling morons, greedy bastards, and hapless bystanders, mucking up any chance of getting things sorted out.
Somebody knocked on the front door. "Hellooo? Anybody home?"
Akane glanced towards the door, panicked. "Hurry!"
Ranma looked at her in complete confusion. "Uh- err, I..."
"Granted - you IDIOT!"
"What, Kasumi-chan has crabs? I must help her at once!"
"Eeek! Master Happousai, I don't have crabs - please get out from under my skirt!"
"But Kasumi-chan, I have to make sure. First a good, clean shave..."
"*Groan* Granted!" Following Ranma's wish, Akane waits a minute before telling him, "Because you are too damn stupid to make the right wish. Have fun in the lamp." <Whooosh>
(Posted Sun, 08 Dec 2002 22:23)
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