Akane wondered what happened to her nice normal worldview. Ranma was a pervert. Right? Well, maybe. Not much of one though. She had a new standard to apply.
Not that ALL of Ranma's pets were perverts. Or that all of his pets were perverts in the manner of Tatewaki Kuno.
Hotaru for example. Not the pervert. Nice. Really nice. Got along well with Kasumi. Though every so often there was a hint of SOMETHING.
That bat-girl Setsuna? Definitely a pervert. Haruka was a BIG TIME pervert. So was Michiru, though Michiru was mostly subtle about it. Haruka was the main pervert though - bigger than Kuno.
That Ranma came to HER to protect HIM from his pervert pets was perhaps the most mindblowing irony she'd ever known - and Akane was still trying to sort out her feelings on that observation.
That some of the pets were actively supporting the two father's plans to marry them off was even more concerning. Akane really wished she could get some time away just so she could sort all this out.
Hmmm. Maybe that was an idea. She could bill it as a training journey. Ranma went on those. Ryoga went on those. Maybe it was time SHE went on one.
ZOOOOM! went a wildly scrambling, partially naked, thoroughly panicked Sailor Pluto as she ran through the mists surrounding the Gates Of Time.
Pause. Caption: "Sailor Pluto - panickus anomolio chronus".
Unpause. Zooom! scramble slip/slide.
Something swooped down from the air above her. A winged, lecherously grinning, batgirl version of Sailor Pluto.
Pause. Caption: "Batgirl Pluto - animorphus lecheria chiropteria chronus."
Unpause. SWOOOSH!
"YAHHHH!" said Sailor Pluto, realizing that her hair had come completely undone now. "AAHHHHH! I've got to get my staff back!"
"So that you can flee to another time? So that you can try to undo this timeline? So that you can make things other than they are?" said the voice of "Batsuna" - maddeningly near. "I don't think so skippy."
CLIK! went an ominous sound, as if something was being locked.
"Where are you?" asked Sailor Pluto, realizing that something had thickened the mists to the point where she could barely see anything at all.
"Closer than you think, my little princess," said that familiar voice. squeeze heft grope
"YAGGGGHHHHHHH!" reacted Sailor Pluto. Feet scrambling for purchase for a brief moment, Sailor Pluto broke free and ran as if a libidinous bat-morph was trying to ravage her. Which was the case, of course.
Things were really getting bizarre around Nerima. Especially when you considered the reactions of:
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