"Ya know, I don't understand it," he muttered, giving the two of them a look over as they stood on the school roof. "Furinkan's been turned inta basically a girl's school, and ya two are some of the few guys here, but ya seem not mind it."
Hiroshi shrugged. "What's not to understand? We're your friends."
"And friends stick together," Daisuke agreed.
"Besides, in a school full of babes, we can get plenty of chances to look. We might not be able to touch, but our imaginations can fill in the details."
"Ya guys...." Ranma groaned, shaking his head.
"Hey, we are what we are."
"That's the question. What are ya?"
"You wound me, my friend."
"And at the moment, we are..." Daisuke began, before trailing off, "about to have company. Hi guys."
Yuka barely gave him a nod. "Daisuke. Hiroshi."
"You came to see him?"
"Of course."
"Then go ahead. We were just shooting the breeze. It can wait."
"Thank you," Sayuri told him, and turned to the pigtailed boy. "Ranma-dear? We just wanted to let you know about some things."
"Like...." the martial artist replied.
"The cooking club has your lunch ready, and they want you to see if their new dishes please you."
"You also promised to pose for the art club's painting session," the long haired girl put in.
"The gym teacher said that she's put a box of bottles of your favorite shampoo in the locker room for when you shower with the girls, though you still can use her shower any time that you want."
"You said that you wanted the martial arts club to help you set up a self defense seminar for the non-trained girls."
The pony tailed girl gave him a stern look. "And it's almost time for you to get your check in with the school nurse."
"So, please be on time, Ranma-kun."
"Don't you worry girls," Hiroshi said confidently.
"Why do you say that?"
"We'll get him there," Daisuke informed them.
"You will?"
"Sure. Our friend's health is important. And we don't want him to miss the time that he'd have after the check up with that hot nurse."
"You just want to leer at her, don't you?" Sayuri grumbled.
"It's a bonus."
"And I bet that you'd want to take his place."
"Of course not."
"Eh?"
"Having one girl to sleep with is good. Being able to sleep with a bunch of hotties is great."
"Having a whole school full of babes, both students and teachers, who'll make love to you at the drop of a hat, and lust after you the rest of the time might sound like fun," the lighter haired boy drawled.
"But it'd be hell to try to keep up with that many girls. You'd die happy, but you'd die."
"We'd prefer to stick with the girls from outside the school who are impressed with our ability to keep ourselves from trying to take advantage of what's around us, thank you very much."
"That way, we don't have every girl in class overwhelming us with their desires to drop everything to milk us until we're bone dry, and actually can enjoy other parts of dating."
Both girls blushed heavily, and it was clear from their expressions that the words had hit close to home.
"But I get every girl in this school as part of my harem. Lucky me...." Ranma half-grumbled, while:
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