"Watch out !" Meia's warning came too late. Bart turned his head to look behind him. A pale and gaunt girl in black robes had emerged from his shadow on the ground. There was a flash of silver and she buried her scythe in the navigator's chest. The tarrakian man looked helplessly at the blade in his torso then the magic struck.
"What ?" *BAMF !* A little plastic container with a small bart head fell on the ground. The doors closed once again, leaving Dita alone with Hotaru outside the castle.
"Miss Alien ! We mean you no harm, really ! We come in peace !" Her voice rose in panic and swishes could be heard. Dita kept on trying to make contact, using all the alien greetings she knew of "E.T. phone home !? Gort Klaatu Barada Nikto !?! Live long and prosper ! We are the borg ! EEEEEKKKK !!!"
*BAMF !* "Dita is not an airhead ! WAAAAH !!!" Hotaru caught the balloon with the talking Dita drawing on it before it could float away.
When Hotaru entered, the remaining girls had already fled. The hunt was on !
*****
"What did they turn me into !?" moaned Bart. He glared at Barnette "Stop turning me around like this !"
The trigger-happy pirate shrugged and looked at the Asuka doll in Meia's hands "Sorry... Do you know what he is now ?"
"Sure ! He's a Pez distributor ! You push the head like this..." Asuka showed the thumb motion necessary for the task "And you get a candy !"
Barnette did as she was told but the result was not what they expected "That's no candy ! It's a food pill from Tarak, yeech..."
"Hey !" Sure, food pills lacked in taste but Bart was still proud of his family's business.
Barnette put the Bart pill distributor in one of her pockets and drew her trusty pistols "Meia... It looks like we have to rescue that prince, whatever that is, to get out of here and save the others"
The Dread leader nodded and stood up "You're right, Barnette. Let's hope the Nirvana can distract them long enough for us to succeed" She put the Asuka doll at eye-level and glared "And you'll help us ! Or else..."
Asuka gulped. Was that how she looked when she went to fight angels in the past ? She understood better why baka Shinji cowered before her then "Sure... This way !"
See other episodes by Jamil Nate
(Posted Sun, 15 Dec 2002 20:50)
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