"This ought to be good," said Sumire to the bishonen-looking person with the spatula.
Ukyo, for her part, stared at the flicking ears and gently swishing tail - her eyes flicking themselves from one clearly stareworthy feature to another. "Uh. Yeah. Explanations are good."
Iris' eyes abruptly glowed like blue spotlights, further increasing Ukyo's feeling that maybe she really ought to know what was going on here.
"Over a decade ago," said Iris, images beginning to form in the glow from her eyes.
"That's it, the Master is gone from our lives!" toasted a man with long black hair."That he is, Tendo, rejoice!" added Genma.
"Still, there should be only one Anything Goes School Of Martial Arts," said Soun after a long pull on the bottle of sake.
"True, Tendo. One Master is enough for the world," agreed Genma, grabbing a handful of fish cakes.
"So what if we agree that our children marry when they come of age," suggested Soun. "My wife was going to have a child last I saw her. That way I can also avoid some... tax problems."
"I don't know," said Genma, momentary reluctance showing.
"I'll throw in free room and board," said Soun.
"Good idea, we'll unite the schools with our children," said Genma. "A momentous occasion like this demands some momentous proclamation. To the unification of the Anything Goes School!"
CLANG! went a spatula over Genma's head.
WHAM! went a fist into Genma's cheek.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?!" demanded two different teenagers.
"That's not all," said Iris, different images appearing before her.
"Which do you like better, Ucchan or okonomiyaki?""Okonomiyaki!"
WHANG!
"Whatcha do that for?!" asked the boy whose head was currently the resting place of a large spatula.
"How could you do that to me?!" demanded the boy holding the spatula.
"How could I do what to you?!" asked Ranma.
"You left me behind you jackass!"
Iris spoke up, suppressing a yawn. "He left his best friend Ucchan behind, due to a trick from his father. Ranma believed Ucchan was a boy."
"Ucchan? Of course he was a boy," said Ranma. "Man. Hey, waitaminute? Ucchan?"
"Whatta ya mean 'boy'?" demanded Ucchan.
sneakity-sneak-sneakity-sneak went Genma as attention drifted away from him.
"Boy as in a guy, of course," said Ranma, not getting it.
"She dresses like a boy, but she's a girl," said Sumire. "Even if she wears Old Spice anti-perspirant."
"I happen to like the scent," said Ukyo defensively.
"Ucchan's a girl?" asked Ranma, looking very skeptical.
WHISH!
"Ya can stop doing that," said Ranma to Ukyo, neatly dodging the strike.
sneakity-sneak-sneakity-sneak went Genma.
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