Happosi cackled happily as he bound into his room in the attic space of the Tendo home, large bag slung over his shoulder. "What a haul, what a haul. Sorry ladies, ya missed me today. All these sweet honeys are mine."
He dropped the bag in the middle of the room, the tie coming apart to unfold into a overflowing bloom of panties and bras. Happosi grinned widely as he knelt down in front of his table, picking up the small iron resting on the hot plate, and began his loving inventory of his pretties.
"Oh ladies, these little gifts you give a poor old man." Happosi chortled as he rubbed the warm, pressed pair of panties against his cheek. "It shows that you all still care about your honored elders." He folded the pair and gently put them on top of the ever growing pile, and picked up the next, a pair of very high quality silk panties.
Happosi frowned a little, rubbing the panties between his fingers. "Hmmm. That's odd. I don't remeber the pretty I got these from. And the chi feels....off." He held them up to the light, turning them over in his gaze, a practiced eye taking in all facets of the pair in his hands, until his gaze fell upon the fine monogrammed stitching along the rear band. Kuno Tachiko?
But there was only one Kuno girl. That fruitcake of a father of that family couldn't have spawned another deluded fool of a child, could he? He rubbed the panties against his face, taking a deep whiff of the lingering scent.
"This isn't right....it feels and smells like that fool Blue Blunder's chi....but it's totally a lady. A lady, and something..." He took another deeper sniff. "—Wild. Animalistic." Happosi frowned as he set the panties on the table in front of him, and turned to regard his pile. "Something's wrong here." He leapt headfirst into the pile of remaining panties.
The pile of panties bucked and shook as the old man burrowed himself through the unmentionables, before popping out minutes later with two more pairs of panties and a sports bra clutched in his hands. "These are wrong. I've never snatched these pretties before."
Happosi looked at the sports bra, chi reading off of it from both lady and *shudder* male. The two pairs of panties were mysteries in themselves. One was a pair of yellow with black polka-dots radiating chi of someone ready to just end it all today, or of that head strong fool Ryoga. The other was a plain pair with a thin throwing spike sewn into the rear band.
"What's going on here?! Who's messing with my pretties?!" Happosi's aura springing into rightous fury.
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