Eventually, Shake secured (with Frylock’s assistance) a cot for Nabiki to sleep on for her first few nights in New Jersey. Of course, Shake still had to set everything up, and considering that destroying the cot in frustration when things didn’t go his way was not an option in this case, he had quite a bit of pent up aggression to let out.
“No arguing, sex now!”
To Shake’s surprise, his “slave’s” response was pleasantly complacent. “Of course, Master. How shall we begin?”
Shake froze like a deer in a set of high beams—he’d never actually given much thought about what to do once a girl was actually ready to start making love. “Uh… um… I, uh… we… um, how about we, uh, we….”
“Perhaps I can make some suggestions?”
“Uh, yes! That is an excellent idea. What do you suggest, slavegirl?”
“Well, how about we start with a nice massage?” Nabiki suggested suggestively.
“Uh, yeah… that sounds… nice.”
Nabiki walked behind the anthropomorphic dairy product, put her hands on his shoulders (or where she assumed his shoulders would be, anyway) and began to gently massage the tense muscles (or whatever it was that Shake had) underneath.
“Ooh yeah… that’s nice… right there… oh, baby… you’re good at this…” Nabiki’s massage transported Shake into a wonderful state of mind, where unicorns and teddy bears frolicked in fields of rainbow lollipops while faeries waited on him hand and foot and provided him with free copies of obscenely violent video games. In short, it was heaven… and Shake found himself reacting physically to the sensation. Unfortunately, like many virgins, Shake had yet to actually acquire any degree of control over certain bodily functions in a sexual context, which lead to a rather embarrassing situation.
“Oh yeah, that’s good, oh, oh, oh—” The “foreplay” had been going on for thirty seconds when Shake suddenly let a dollop of greenish sludge fly from his straw. “Um….”
“Oh, my goodness. It looks like I went a bit too fast.”
Shake knew he needed to salvage the situation fast if he even wanted to reach first base that night. “Uh, maybe, you see, that’s not really my—”
“There’s only one thing for it: I must be punished.”
But why settle for first base when you could have a grand slam? “You know what? You’re right. You definitely need some punishment right now.”
“And naturally, you intend to use the traditional punishment for such a transgression.”
“Of course! Um, what is that again?”
“As punishment for not prolonging your pleasure, I must be forced to spend the night without the comforting presence of my Master, filled with sorrow by the lack of his gentle and delicate touch upon my skin.”
“What?! Hey, wait a minute, there’s no point in going to extremes here.”
Nabiki looked aghast. “You would allow your own authority to be undermined! What kind of Master are you?”
“Uh, the normal kind! Um, that was, uh, a test! Yes, a test to see how you would respond to a less-than-adequate Master (which I am not), and you passed! Wonderfully! In fact, I’d almost say you did well enough to redeem yourself….”
“Master, you wouldn’t be trying to come up with an excuse just to have sex with me, are you? Because I could never submit to a pathetic loser who was languishing at that level of desperation.”
“No! Of course not! I said ‘almost.’ Almost. What I meant was that that would be what I would say if I was a pathetic loser. No, I’ll be leaving you for the evening, so you can think about what you’ve done.” And thus, instead of a grand slam, Shake hit into a triple play.
“Thank you, Master.”
“Well, bye.” Shake turned to leave, but the teenage exchange student stopped him. “Um, Master, it’s very important that a slave’s quarters be clean, so as not to spread disease while she is serving her lord.”
“Yeah, so?”
“So, your… ‘accident’ will have to be cleaned up.”
“So, clean it up!”
“But Master, I have proven myself unworthy to touch your precious bodily fluids….”
Shake’s response was an anguished groan.
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