KungBun-Fu Fighter!: Panic in the Dark of the Moon, or The Wise Man watcheth.. [Episode 161371]

by TheCentauress

In a place that was beyond the normal limits of Space and Time, a being that elsewhere would be known as Wiseman or the Doom Phantom was keeping an eye on the current situation on Crystal Earth.

And was enjoying it immensely, in fact.

This being was the last living piece of the being eradicated in the Galaxy Cauldron. It was, for all intents and purposes, the child of Chaos.

With the changes that Serenity had made to Crystal Tokyo, it had less power than any of it's cross-dimensional counterparts, - no exiling would naturally do that, - but that didn't really bug it as much as it normally would.

It pointed the globe that it held toward the larger mass of Dark Crystal and used it as a remote control to change the image that the large mass of negatively-charged rock was displaying. It then chuckled. "By Chaos itself," it chortled. "This stuff is funny! Who would of thought that a spawn of Order could be so much like Father would make?"


In Crystal Moscow, the Dark Moon Citadel was in a panic. Members of the Family were rushing from one room to the other, desperately working to 'Spore-proof' the structure that would soon hold the heir to the Crystal Throne.

Sapphir was shoulder-deep in a pile of crates, a clipboard in hand. Pointing at each box, he then made a checkmark on the list that he held. "Three hundred thousand spirit wards, enchanted by Rei Hino, 'Evil Begone' and 'Go Away Spore' types. Check. Magic/Kevlar composite armor for the Family. Check. Suplimental rations, so the kitchen help don't strike. Check." he muttered absently.

Koohan was lecturing to her sisters. "Look, you three," she said in a annoyed voice, "I was there on Dimando's last state visit. If that little menace gets within three feet of you, she'll latch on and won't let go. I mean it!"

Rubuis was protesting directly to Dimando. "Brother," he cried, whiningly, "don't make me do it! She hates me!"

The white-maned leader raised an eyebrow. "We need a good trainer for her. You're the best at force-magic, bar none," he was quick to counter.

The redheaded man was adamant. "She nearly gummed my arm off at the shoulder!" he shrieked. "And that was two years ago! How bad is she now?"

Dimando narrowed his gaze. "You did call her a 'mindless facehugger with hair like bubblegum'."

Rubius tore at his hair. "How was I to know she understood?"

And finally, Esmerelda was sitting in the corner, rocking back and forth gently. Her face totally relaxed, she simply whispered to herself, "If I don't say anything she won't notice me... but if I don't get noticed, she'll be able to torture me..." over and over.

Yes, friends, the Black Moon Family is getting prepared for Chibi-Usa's visit.


Wiseman was rolling on the black marble floor of the chamber, its arms wrapped around its shaking chest.

"I just loooooove that kid!" it howled.

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(Posted Tue, 02 May 2006 01:41)


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