[Episode 164152] [Episode 164152]With the way Ranma had influenced Genma's memory, Genma believed that he had been suffering from his sexual dysfunctions since before he had left with Ranma on their training trip. He had even convinced himself that one of the main reasons he had left was to escape Nodoka's disappointment over her impotent husband, and to avoid anyone learning that the neighborhood nude streaker was him.
His subconscious had created dreams of himself trying to leap into clothes while avoiding a mob of armed housewives. Even though these events never happened, he vaguely remembered it happening. Since it was a decade since he started their trip, Genma never questioned how vague his memories of that time were.
His curse was quite a blessing, making it very easy for him to leave the house without clothes. Once he was able to get far enough from the Dojo where he was less likely to be recognized, a splash of hot water left him a nude man. And after a refreshing run through a crowded area, he only needed to duck out of sight, and splash himself from his water bottle to be clothed in fur, and make his way back home.
Unfortunately, he still couldn't go home yet. He was still impotent and would have to suffer his wife's silent scorn. And his son was still not yet a man among men. All Ranma would have to do to satisfy his mother's requirements would be to take a girl to bed, preferably more than once.
But it was exceedingly unlikely that he would marry anyone else once he'd slept with a girl, so it was necessary to make sure he married Akane before some other girl tripped him. If anyone else knew Genma's thoughts on the matter, one of the girls would tear off Ranma's trousers and drag him back to his mother's.
Luckily Genma seemed to have a bit of time. Ranma had yet to show any sigh of the rampaging hormones of puberty, but Genma knew his luck could run out at any time. Genma needed to get Ranma and Akane married before Ranma could be seduced into another family. Only if they married, could Genma continue to hide at the Tendo Dojo to avoid his wife's bed, and poorly concealed scorn.
As Genma-panda walked back to the dojo, he reminisced about his wife, from before the time when everything went wrong. While she always insisted on maintaining her dignity in public, once he got her aroused, she was wild in bed. Genma replayed the salad days of their marriage, remembering their experimentation and picturing his wife waiting for him to spear her.
When Ranma gave Genma his orders, Ranma explicitly said that Genma would have to streak in human form; Genma's panda form didn't count. Genma applied that to all of Ranma's instructions. Apparently when Genma was in Panda form, he was unaffected by Ranma's commands, except for the ones that affected his memory.
So for the first time in recent memory, because he was in his panda's form Genma managed his first erection. Unbelieving, he grasped his cock, and was surprised at the pleasure. He might have proceeded further, but apparently a panda grabbing his erect penis attracted the attention of the half dozen other people on the street.
Looking into their startled faces, he released himself and ran for home.
He had already realized that his curse helped him streak anonymously. Now he realized he wasn't impotent in his cursed form. While he couldn't satisfy his wife in this form, at least he could show her he was still manly.
At least he assumed he couldn't satisfy her in his panda form; could he? His wife wouldn't sleep with an animal; but he wasn't really an animal, was he? He was a man whatever his form. And she did promise to honor and obey. Perhaps if she were facing away from him; after all, she looked quite attractive bent over the edge of the bed with her bum in the air.
Ranma would eventually become a man among men, and then maybe, just maybe he could return to his wife. Imagining the possible event, the panda ran home, erect on two legs.
Just kidding, S.E.
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