“SCREEEEEUUAAAN!” Ryoga cried out, his turtle eyes going wide. (I’m a giant turtle!)
“Greeaaannnn.” Ranma conceded. (Yeah, but you’re a cool one at least.)
“Screeaannn?” The Kaiju protector of children asked, tilting his head slightly to the right. (What?)
Nodding his head and crossing his arms over his chest slightly, Ranma responded with, “GreeaaAnnn...” (Yeah! You got spies, and tusks, and I’m pretty sure a line of movies and...) Ranma started shaking his arms which only slightly crossed in front of him, rather than across his chest as he meant to. “Greaannn!” (Stupid arms!)
“Greeaaannn!” (At least you can do that much! Look at my arms!)
Rolling his eyes, Ranma waved his arms at Ryoga. “Greannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!” (Oh please, you got armored body! I’m pretty sure if something hit ME in the chest, I’d be feeling it!)
Considering that for a moment, Ryoga nodded his head slowly. “Screaaauunnnnnnnn.” (Okay, maybe you got a point there, but I still can’t really move my arms in front of me.)
Raising a head to scratch the side of his head, and thankful he could still do such, Ranma let out a sigh, causing a small smoky breath to come out his mouth. “Greannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.” (Okay, you do have a point though. I guess it’s a trade-off thing.”
“Screaaaunnnn?” Ryoga asked. (Trade-off?)
Nodding his head, Ranma let off another cry of, “Greannnnnnnnnnnnnn,” in response. (Yeah. I mean, ain’t no single monster supposed to be better than any other?)
“Screaaauunnnnnnnn?” Ryoga asked. (Then WHY is Gojira called Emperor of the Kaiju?)
Ranma blinked his eyes a bit. “Greannnnnnnnnnnnnnn?” (He is?)
“Screaaauunnnnnn!” Ryoga shouted as he nodded his head. (Of course! Don’t you watch the movies!?)
Raising his head to the back of his head, Ranma replied, Greannnnnnnnnnnnnnn,” before making a noise that could have been interpreted as a nervous chuckle. (Sorry man. Pops didn’t let me see many movies, and the only Gojira ones were if they went before an action flick. If it didn’t have to do with martial arts, Pops said I didn’t need to know it.)
“Screaaauunnnnnn!?” Ryoga asked as he blinked his eyes in surprise. (What!? You never saw many Gojira movies!?) He started waving his arms at Ranma, letting off another cry of the turtle protector at him. (It’s almost a staple you have to see it!)
“Greannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?” Ranma asked. (You seen a lot then?)
Now Ryoga blinked his eyes a moment before turning away slightly, some red coming to his cheeks. “ScreaaAAuunnn... screaauunnnnnnnn.” (Sorta, I loved going to the theater... but then I’d go to the bathroom and when I came back, some gaijin movie was playing and I couldn’t find my seat.)
Slowly the Tour Guide lowered his mirror and turned to the panda. “Honored Customer, Guide thinking we need subtitles.”
The panda nodded his head. This could get troublesome. Especially since his boy was now larger, stronger, and radioactive.
...
Wait, radioactive? Hmm... Genma had the sudden urge to seek out some lead shielding of some sort.
Rearing his head back, Ranma couldn’t help but let out a cry of laughter, even if he was Gojira. (Man, that’s funny! Reminds me of someone I used to know.)
Ryoga frowned. It wasn’t funny. But someone had the same problem as him? “Screaaauunnnnnnnn?” (Oh really? Who?)
“Greannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,” Ranma replied. (Ryoga Hibiki. Used to go to school with him. Nice guy but bit temperamental.)
His eyes glowing red, Ryoga let off a cry o “SCCCREEEAAAUUUNNNN!” (I AM RYOGA HIBIKI!)
Blinking his eyes once, twice, “Greannnnnnnnnnnn?” (Really?)
“Screaaauunnnnnnnn.” Ryoga answered. (Really.)
“Greannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!” Ranma cried out. (Oh cool! It’s me, man! Ranma! I waited all the time for ya, but then ya were a no-show! What happened?)
Seeing the large form of Gamera begin to glow, Genma turned to the Jusenkyo Tour Guide.
Letting out a sigh, the Chinese man motioned to hut. “This way, honored customer. Underneath flood is bomb shelter.”
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